Edward

Edward most likely can fuck your bitch

Edward that one sneaky mf

Keep an eye out for niggas named Edward

by ImJusSaying November 22, 2021

Andrew Edward Tink

A mid 30s super sexy hunk who has a 7inch penis and is loved by everyone.

"Hey Rachel Green, you coming over tonight? My parents are out on a date ...."
"Oh def, Marcus, as long as you show me how much of an Andrew Edward Tink you can be tonight!"

by What is a pseudonym!!!? October 3, 2017

Edward

Edward is a guy with a huge Dick and great athlete. He is sweet and unselfish to everyone. But if youre mean to him hill kill you. He also loves Basketball.

Have u tried an edward

by Topshaggergoerge June 30, 2018

Team Edward

if you support edward you're wrong!

team edward is horrible (This post has been brought to you by #TeamJacob)

by MamaOvi January 6, 2020

Edward

Edward is a twat.

He has a 0.5cm penis.
He is shorter than the dwarf down the road and he is the dumbest person you will ever neet

That Edward over there. Yeah he has a really small penis.

by J0nes69 June 14, 2020

Xavier Valentino Edwards

Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.

New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?

Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess

by Zayasexymfxoxo January 9, 2018

J Edward

A guy that doesn’t know what he wants and goes through breakups that seem odd . He is still not over his “ 2019 ex” but is dating someone at the moment . He’s pretty cute and he knows it but sometimes his self esteem is kinda low and he feels alone most of the time . He low key wants to go back to his ex but he is scared that she will reject him so he stays in his comfort zone . He has alot of goals in life but for some reason is at a pause in life . He’s a good person with such a good heart and he could be the love of your life !

Hey J Edward ! You seem pretty funny I kinda like you !

by Your lovebug November 23, 2021