Edward is a guy with a massive knob
by edmassivedick March 2, 2021
Get the Edwardmug. A game in which all of the participants take a ‘horny pill’. Porn is then played on a large TV and they must each have a fleshlight taped to their hand. The last one to start jerking off wins.
Hey Bagwell fancy a game of edward fleshands?
yeah sure pretty, lemme get the horny goat weed real quick
yeah sure pretty, lemme get the horny goat weed real quick
by the nigmaster general October 3, 2020
Get the Edward Fleshandsmug. A high maintenance individual who includes a minimum 12.5 unnecessary additions to his coffee drink. Is typically seen on his daily commute from Starbucks to Dunkin Donuts. Baristas beware.
Barista: "What can we get for you today?"
Edward: "I would like a venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar–free syrup, extra shot, extra honey, a dash of cinnamon, light ice, no whip..."
Edward: "I would like a venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar–free syrup, extra shot, extra honey, a dash of cinnamon, light ice, no whip..."
by comenerbyvote May 3, 2021
Get the Edwardmug. by 4RCH4N63L November 22, 2021
Get the Edwardmug. Conor Edward Walls (aka RealBadPanda) is a content creator from Somalia who often uses racial slurs when gaming.
by CianMatthewsLover68 June 27, 2021
Get the Conor Edward Wallsmug. by Erex23 September 25, 2025
Get the Harvey Edwardsmug.