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douche cartouche

A tattoo on the lower back of a male, similar to a "tramp stamp" on a female.
They were a perfect match as they walked away, their jeans riding low to reveal her tramp stamp and his douche cartouche.
by Braincase January 15, 2010
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Douche-tom

The biggest fag ever, enjoys placing african americans cocks in his mouth and or asshole
Douche-Tom sucked the cock until he choked then put the black guys 24 incher in his ass, he still shits anacondas.
by THE MAN YAA March 6, 2009
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Hockey Douche

Alpha aggressor in school and in the locker room... usually a bully and a douchebag... tries to be cool and exhibits external toughness and masculinity... Tends to wear a backwards tilted hat, sweatpants and joggers and athletic-related shirts... also a fuckboy and often a star athlete... generally very popular and only truly liked by his guy friends, hated by a lot of kids... the type of kid that hurts people but other athletes want to be
Emma: You going to Will’s party tonight?

Julia: Ya probably. Why are you dating him though?

Emma: what’s wrong with will?

Julia: He’s always an asshole. I just think he’s a hockey douche.
by Itiswhatitis234 July 2, 2020
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Douche-Basket

1. A person who goes out of their way to be an extreme douchebag; more so than a douchebag, but less than a Douchesaurus-Rex. 2. Alternate description of a douchebag
Eric was being such a douche-basket the other day, don't you think?
by Travis Shade January 3, 2009
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douched out

The act of being reamed by a douche bag.
Steve: "Hey are you on your way yet"

Brian: "No, I'm getting douched out by my dad"
by diablostallion November 30, 2010
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fairy douche

by lynn11 December 7, 2014
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detective douche

Detective Douche (or just Douche) is how Lucifer Morningstar calls Dan Espinoza
Lucifer: "Detective Douche, I-"
Dan: "Dan. My name is Dan. Or detective Espinoza"
by raytoroshoe January 11, 2017
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