Dad Syndrome

When a younger lad, who has been unable to attend alcohol oriented happenings, finally gets to go out and therefore drinks enormous amounts . Thereby resembling a middle aged man who finally gets to leave the kids at home and go out for a cold one with the boys - without having to think about the hangover and breathing pure alcohol into the head of his child, the day after. Hence naming this, the dad syndrome

"Mikey is really knocking those beers down eh? - Yeah he has been working the entire month, he has the dad syndrome"

by FarsFedeFerie June 5, 2020

bug dad

A bug who has a spawn

I know he has a kid but he is one fine bug dad

by Jgravel February 26, 2018

Your Dad

He isnt here. Hes not sorry either. Your mom should have gotten an abortion and hed still be here. Its all your fault. Thats why your mom abuses you as well.

Kid: Mom when is dad coming back.
Mom: Your dad is never coming back becausr of you stupid bitch.

by UrFatAssDadLeft4Milk May 17, 2023

pull a dad

When you leave someone for a very long time with no support whatsoever. A good example is that sad Fresh Prince of Bel-air scene

I will “pull a dad” on Alyan and Nathan because they are dorks who play too much Fortnite

by Lonelychildwithnolove May 13, 2018

My Dad

non-existant

you my virginity is like my dad

by Jewstain Karna November 10, 2018

juns dad

The most amazing most unbelievable person you will ever meet. Hobbies: Biking to unnecessary far places, Hiking, being a dad, speaking Korean, and calling his son YONG JUN HYEONG, and being erect.

Pros: Professional RC Car smasher, sponnserd by SHIN RAMEEN DESU NE CHAN SAN NIKO, and is erect.

Cons: When he gets mad, he smashed your hopes and dreams (and your RC Car), and is erect. Makes his family eat live octopus(sy)

I bought a new RC car, but Juns Dad found out and smashed it in front my face in South Korea, and then proceeded to smash me and my dog, before eating it of course.

by PeenisGranny March 31, 2017

Lesbian Dad

A super protective lesbian who will throw hands with her gay son's boyfriend if her son gets hurt

"My lesbian dad is gonna flip when she figures out my boyfriend and I broke up..."

by Thatgaykid13 September 7, 2020