<.7.9.7.8>I Do Not Kill Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.8>I Do Not Kill Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.8>I Do Not Kill Me<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

josh me that

toss me that big jawn

“hey josh me that dick (into my puss)”

by salamitommy June 25, 2022

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 1, 2019

Leave me Alone!

Quote from Alfred Pennyworth after he was attacked in his car by Captain Boomerang in Australia.

CB: The vaccine didn't bother you, you piece of shit?!
Alfred: Leave me alone!

by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025

Three Fucking Years In Starry Internet And No Calls Of Compressed Video Games So Either You Are Level (7) With Me Or Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill You

Three Fucking Years In Starry Internet And No Calls Of Compressed Video Games So Either You Are Level (7) With Me Or Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill You

Three Fucking Years In Starry Internet And No Calls Of Compressed Video Games So Either You Are Level (7) With Me Or Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill You

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

Pick Me

Someone who attacks their own community in pursuit of validation from another community.

“Sarah is such a pick me.”
“How?”
“She said ‘women belong in the kitchen’ so her crush would like her!”

by tallmaninfedorawalkingdog July 1, 2024

who named me?

This is something that people say when they discover that someone has insulted them when they were not present. This is usually said prior to the insulted instructing the offending party to "keep my name outta your mouth!"

Sammy: "Hey! Did you hear what Paulie said about you last weekend at the Grind?"
Kelly: "What? Who named me? Paulie? He's gonna regret open separating his smile!"
Sammy: "He's a trick. No one believes him anyway. Now let's go get our library cards."

by von groovy August 29, 2024