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The Jim Ross

The act of giving someone a handjob using BBQ sauce as lubricant. As soon as you cum, and he/she starts swallowing your load, you scream BAH GAWD, like Undertaker just threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell.
My GF bought some Sweet Baby Ray's, but she wasn't gonna use it to make pulled pork. Nah, she was gonna give me the Jim Ross, bah gawd.
by BluesandSaintsNation June 30, 2025
mugGet the The Jim Rossmug.

screwin the slim jim

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle
Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.
by mcapuano42 August 28, 2016
mugGet the screwin the slim jimmug.

Go Jim. Be ready when soup comes.

A phrase used to respond to someone posting a gym pic, talking about the gym, or otherwise talking about any activity relating to getting jacked or preparing for battles of any sort.
Chase: “aye bruh, me and the boys hit the gym and the shooting range yesterday.”
Sarah: “go Jim. Be ready when soup comes.”
by Thattallgirl October 2, 2022
mugGet the Go Jim. Be ready when soup comes.mug.

jim

jim
"hi jim"

"hi"
by dwda September 25, 2023
mugGet the jimmug.

jim

by jimmeryhi October 28, 2019
mugGet the jimmug.

Jim

Jim's SALT.
by JIM THE SALTGOD April 17, 2019
mugGet the Jimmug.

Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know the adversity and antagonizing isn't going to be enough to defeat you today.
Not today female Jim Jones, you aren't conquering it and claiming it as your territory today.
by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021
mugGet the Not today female Jim Jonesmug.

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