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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Arby's secret sauce

Some announcer who already fucked the burger on display.
That is NOT fucking arby's sauce

Ever since someone fucked their burger like a crackhead on the top counter we have been displaying cum flavored whoppers.We would now like to introduce our Arby's secret sauce! Yeah that's not spicy mayo your tasting.

by p2mu0pti June 1, 2023

Michael secret

When your wife catches you on a website looking to get blown by men with a dildo sitting next to you on the couch

She will take Michael secret to the grave

by TallCupOfJoe June 23, 2023

Secret Hobo

Someone who hoppes from an airbnb to another airbnb. Actually he/she is homeless and can’t confess it to himself/herself.

- Oh my god, do you know she moves every week to another house.
- Yeah, she is secret hobo.

by pensa_coke_cola June 3, 2024

secret mouth organ

an exclamation of extreme displeasure when words such as shit, bollocks and cock just aren't enough.

Pete: hey andy, somebody just smashed your car up!
Andy: SECRET MOUTH ORGAN!!!!

by stealthy_ginger June 18, 2011

Secret chipstick

Putting one’s penis into a bag of crisps (preferably salt and vinegar) and asking another to reach inside.

‘Dave: fancy a crisp?’ ‘Gary: don’t mind if I do…goddamit not again I’ve touched your secret chipstick!!!!!!!!!!’

by Whatthesigmas June 10, 2025

Secret Hot

A person that you don't realize is attractive either because of the way they dress (like a work uniform) or because of your relationship to them (a boss or blood-relative).

In Death to Smoochy Catherine Keener sees Edward Norton take off his costume and she realizes he is secret hot.

Guy #1: Did you see Jessica come in to pick up her paycheck?
Guy#2: She's totally secret hot, these Toys-R-Us shirts can really hide a great pair of chesticles.

by rolenthegreat September 12, 2011