ridged edges

1.)when something is not going as planed
2.) when something is almost pleasureful
1.) "dang female, this plan sure is some ridged edges"

2.) " Chad was very ridging the edges last night in bed!"
by Ur_Ex_Gf's_New_Mommy69 February 21, 2023
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Seasonal Edging

Close to the end of one season, when you get a day or two of weather typical of the upcoming season.
Yesterday was below freezing, today it's 30 degrees warmer and sunny. Tomorrow is back to cold temperatures. I'm tired of this Seasonal Edging.
by B_CAT_B February 19, 2023
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Edging Target

Stealing 949.99$ from target because they wont take action until you steal more then that.
Me:Bro targets letting you steal 949.99$ worth of items

Bro:OMG it worked tysm!

Me:No problem pookie its called Edging Target
by Catwithnoloaf February 23, 2024
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Distilled Edge

Male ejaculate boiled to remove impurities, used to nurture livestock.
Bubba J, go to Tractor Supply and get some distilled edge for the cows.
by The edge prophet November 21, 2023
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Straight edge elite

Straight edge people that think they're better than other (straight edge) people. These people tend to claim they follow all of the rules perfectly, when in reality they're hypocrites.
by Xxxgrxxx March 09, 2021
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Negative Edge

A reverse masturbatory technique. Instead of masturbating and bringing yourself to the brink (edge) of orgasm, you simply *don't* masturbate--for months, years, decades, or even centuries... till your are on the verge of implosion, then you release all that pressure all at once on your victim. It often requires extensive training and superhuman dedication, but it's also able to inflict massive damages. Its excruciating training process has caused many backlashes, and it's now renounced by many humanitarian groups. The CIA, however, has allegedly weaponized this forbidden technique and utilized it in black ops. But they are likely not the only government agency that has incorporated such weapons. Rumors suggested that Navy SEALs didn't kill bin laden with a gun, but rather *something else*, namely, the Negative Edging.

Some nerds in the fighting game communities have misused this term to mean releasing of a "button" on some "joystick". while its definition does involve the act of releasing, and some of them may have used it as a sexual innuendo, this technique has been around longer for something far more sinister and evil, and definitely not for games and giggles.
correct: The target has been eliminated by the CIA spy using the negative edge.
incorrect: The player used negative edge to throw a fireball because the button is quieter upon being released than being pressed.
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