When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023
Get the Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shartmug. After looking at all those pictures, I swear it’s like he was really there. And he phantom fucked the shit outta me!
by EagerEscapist January 14, 2024
Get the Phantom Fuckmug. Phantom rape is only experienced in any vr multiplayer game. It is very similar to regular rape but in virtual reality. If one has acquired their phantom sense they will feel like they are being raped.
"IN VR CHAT"
Drumsy: im going to phantom rape you
Little Chinese Boy: HELP ME IM BEING PHANTOM RAPED IN MY PHANTOM BUTTHOLE MY PHANTOM SENSE IS OFF THE CHARTS
Drumsy: im going to phantom rape you
Little Chinese Boy: HELP ME IM BEING PHANTOM RAPED IN MY PHANTOM BUTTHOLE MY PHANTOM SENSE IS OFF THE CHARTS
by retardnigga83 July 24, 2025
Get the phantom rapemug. This is a van that contain a minimum of 3 sheeps, they have to be called Marcus, Tage and Joakim.
This is a van that memes about themself all the time because they do alot of stupid stuff.
They are proud of having intercourse with one women one time, then they get cocky.
Atleast one member in the van need so belive that he gets laid just because of the phantom effect, he has to belive its real. It has to be one of the sheeps.
This is a van that memes about themself all the time because they do alot of stupid stuff.
They are proud of having intercourse with one women one time, then they get cocky.
Atleast one member in the van need so belive that he gets laid just because of the phantom effect, he has to belive its real. It has to be one of the sheeps.
by Theprinceofnewtromsø January 5, 2018
Get the Phantom 2018mug.