Tim

Tim gets all the baes and has giant elephants cock.

Look at that guy, I bets his name is Tim

by Masculinemonkey69 October 26, 2020

Tim Klimas

Drives the fastest car known to man. A Monte Carlo.
Will fuck any bitch, any day, any time. 100% guaranteed.
Coolest guy you’ll ever meet. Just ask your mom.

Hi, I’m Tim klimas, and you know it.

by Blamblam999999999 October 27, 2020

Tim

a fat fucking simp

Ew Tim stop simping on katelyn

by clapped forehead 69 November 3, 2020

tim barnett

the coolest kid in town. he has a crazy SHLONG, that he slays alecs, jacks and Gabriels mothers with. he has big arms and would most likely choke you out in a headlock. everyone wants to be with Tim because he is awesome.

holy heck my brudda, gdem, broski Tim Barnett is in the house.

by the_epic_fishy_man November 3, 2020

Tim Jonasson

a Tim will try to eat you as soon as possible. never be in a room alone with a tim, cause he is a predator and your his natural prey. you will hate him and he's so annoying he's conidered to be a learning dissebility. he will often try to mount you and lay an finger nails in your hair. he always brags about his training schechual and is probobly stronger than thicccc thanos!? he hates vegetebles and he getts burned by crosses. he's often seen pissing on graves or haning out with a large lepricon ginger dude and fricking Guld lock.

a frick Tim Jonasson is going to nuke a kinder garten.

by invandrar experten klas October 2, 2020

Tim

Tim is a guy of a greek origin. He's not the tallest but not on the dwarfish side either. He's a Trump voter and loves baseball. He doesn't like New York Yankees caps because he thinks they are too basic. He believes a nap a day keeps the doctor away. Or two naps. His favorite leisure time activities apart from napping are ghosting, shaving his head and listening to his friend's playlists on Spotify so he never runs out of new music. Tim is a product of American SWAG culture. Tim's liver is a survivor...and that's fine.

Hey, who's that guy rubbing his belly on a baseball match? Oh, that's Tim.

by Iworkfromhome April 20, 2017

Tim

Tim is a guy of a greek origin. He's not the tallest but not on the dwarfish side either. He's a Trump voter and loves baseball. He doesn't like New York Yankees caps because he thinks they are too basic. He believes a nap a day keeps the doctor away. Or two naps. His favorite leisure time activities apart from napping are ghosting, shaving his head and listening to his friend's playlists on Spotify so he never runs out of new music. Tim is a product of American SWAG culture. Tim's liver is a survivor...and that's fine.

*Baseball livestream: Hey, who's that guy in the audience rubbing his belly? Oh, that's Tim.

by Iworkfromhome April 20, 2017