A stupid thing to call your peer/s when they are acting in a way that greatly magnifies how much of an asshole he/she is.
Friend: *throws up on your chest while fishing in the middle of the ocean*
You: Wow, admiral anus you totally fucked my only shirt. Next time you wanna try relieving yourself off the side of the boat?
You: Wow, admiral anus you totally fucked my only shirt. Next time you wanna try relieving yourself off the side of the boat?
by Asshandle June 19, 2015
The act of accidental thrusting of the backside booty of somebody, usually happens in the act of moving, or trying to escape something or someone. Can only happen between two men.
amanda: "WTF. Did you see that? Jonathon just grinded on Josue when i tried to hit him."
Joey: "haha. ...anus burn"
Joey: "haha. ...anus burn"
by manduhmanduh August 18, 2008
by BigDickWizard69 September 23, 2021
An Anus Rip is when you are having intercourse and then decided to stick an alto partially into the rectum, then proceed to take a big juicy rip from the protruding alto device
by Bootielover6787 February 18, 2022