Moisture train

When you don't shake well enough after going pee and it trickles down your leg a little

Man I went to use the bathroom and got a moisture train.

by Urbanpanhandler January 3, 2017

Train Bidet

A term used to describe washing your genitals on a train using a bottle of coke and mentos after receiving fellatio from an unsavoury character such as a cheap hooker or toothless vagrant (the two are not mutually exclusive).

To use a train bidet one stands oneself above a bottle of coke so that the spout it pointing towards the groin. After removing ones pants, one then drops a mentos into the bottle allowing the foamy goodness to cleanse ones genitals.

"Hey Bernie, why are you late for work?"
"Well Bob, I was on the way to work when I took the opportunity presented its self to have Shazza give me a blow job"
"Shazza, the toothless prozzie? Tell me more, Bernie."
"You see Bob, after such an incident I felt I needed to wash off but as the lavatories were out of order I decided a train bidet was the best option. My genitals are truly minty fresh now after my train bidet but the time spent administering it has made me tardy for work."

by Shane Brennan October 15, 2022

Oregon train

When you fuck someone’s mom and get them pregnant and then fuck ur friends girlfriend and get her pregnant the dip the fuck out

I’m going Oregon train our friend

by Babboo69 January 22, 2021

single train

When you havent been in a relationship for 6 months plus. you are officially single. and apart of the single train.

hey lisa
hey poophead
wyd
nun
how long you been single for
man i masturbate with a toothbrush, ive been single for a whole year
damn wtf tmi bitch
oh my bad
okay youre officially part of the single train
damn
damn

by KoalazRsEXy February 26, 2020

spit train

The line of bodily fluids that attach when you eat or kiss someone

We had a passionate kiss but when I pulled away there was a spit train

by Choochoo2 October 3, 2018

Juul Train

When 5 guys and 1 girl line up a human centipede style with there dicks in each other and the girl is in the front. They start moving around the room thrusting in unison as the girl rips far vape clouds from a juul.

Dude I heard that chad was a part of a juul train last night.

by ChubChode69420 September 26, 2019

Lobster Train

When a gay male fucks a male dog in the ass while getting fucked in the ass by a male dog

“My best friend just got lobster trained”

by Blankboys April 2, 2022