Short Man's Syndrome is the overpoweringly devastating inferiority complex that is inextricably linked to the deadly disability and eternal curse of manletism (the crippling condition of being a manlet - a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Characterized by a profound basis of manlet cope in addition to manlet rage, topped with and generous sprinkling of manlet mathematics and guy height and rounded out by a proclivity for wearing high heels, throwing hissy fits and engaging in embarrassing public catfights - the mental midget and literal subhuman Short Man's Syndrome suffering severely stunted sissy manlet is nothing short of a girlishly gnomish, microscopically minuscule and outrageously overcompensating midget monstrosity. Manlets BTFO.
Jessica: Hey, why is Tiny Tom "Man Card: Impossible" Cruise mud-wrestling that drunken midget over there? Amber: Lol, I don't know. Maybe the midget ate his high heels? Jessica: It's probably just Short Man's Syndrome. Silly manlet boys...
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Get the Restless Feet Syndrome mug.Person 1: Bro you were doing so good last game what happened?
Person 2: I don't know I guess I have sudden suck syndrome.
Person 2: I don't know I guess I have sudden suck syndrome.
by KGB-Putin September 6, 2019
Get the Sudden Suck Syndrome mug.When someone has to go and do something more important than what they are currently doing. But they keep getting distracted, only for them to suddenly realise again that they have to go and they instantly panic.
Gotta go Tourette’s syndrome is for example
Person 1: “man I gotta get the kids soon. Oh Oi man the other day at thingos house did u see how buckled what’s his name was?”
Person 2: “yeah man, I seen that he’s a funny cunt ay, like the other night he was like sayin all this shit to…”
Person 1: *gasps* “shit fuck what’s the time?! Fuck I gotta go pick up the kids from daycare in 5 mins”
Person 2: ok let’s go then
Person 1: but yeah he was talkin so much shit etc.
(Continues talking forgetting responsibilities)
Repeat x3 times
Person 1: “man I gotta get the kids soon. Oh Oi man the other day at thingos house did u see how buckled what’s his name was?”
Person 2: “yeah man, I seen that he’s a funny cunt ay, like the other night he was like sayin all this shit to…”
Person 1: *gasps* “shit fuck what’s the time?! Fuck I gotta go pick up the kids from daycare in 5 mins”
Person 2: ok let’s go then
Person 1: but yeah he was talkin so much shit etc.
(Continues talking forgetting responsibilities)
Repeat x3 times
by Areyouarita December 15, 2022
Get the Gotta go Tourette’s syndrome mug.Usually noticeable in co-dependent relationships. This can occur between siblings, friends or lovers.
Hallmark signs are irritability, restlessness, anger or just plain apathy. Those suffering can sometimes present with acute laughing at the situation or words and phrases intended to "poke the bear".
The effects of this syndrome will manifest in childish and immature behavior, bad-mouthing and trolling with any and all means to invoke a reaction.
Unfortunately this syndrome has no cure as it's origin is entrenched in mutual love & hate .
Hallmark signs are irritability, restlessness, anger or just plain apathy. Those suffering can sometimes present with acute laughing at the situation or words and phrases intended to "poke the bear".
The effects of this syndrome will manifest in childish and immature behavior, bad-mouthing and trolling with any and all means to invoke a reaction.
Unfortunately this syndrome has no cure as it's origin is entrenched in mutual love & hate .
You know your funny and you make me laugh however, one of us should be mature enough to break this vicious cycle syndrome
(unfortunately we are the same).
(unfortunately we are the same).
by round&a-round&a-roundwego September 13, 2013
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Rob: Danny whats that shit in your hair dude?
Joe: Oh he doesn't rinse off in the shower
Danny: No bros, I just have bad suave syndrome.
Joe: Oh he doesn't rinse off in the shower
Danny: No bros, I just have bad suave syndrome.
by swadium September 16, 2011
Get the Suave Syndrome mug.Also known as PCS, Post Con Syndrome is self explanatory. Basically it's the feeling you get after any con (E.x: Anime con, Comic con, etc) that's like the hype you had during the con. Sometimes it can last for days, weeks, even months.
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