Glittery Pink Unicorn

While performing sexual intercourse, inside a girl's anus, you quickly jump onto her shoulders, place your genetalia on top of her cranium, and allow your sperm to evacuate your penis into the night sky.

#1.) so i was fuckin this bitch in the ass and before i was about to jizz i jumped all up on her shoulders and slapped my wang on her head and performed a flawless glittery pink unicorn. . .it felt reaall nice
#2.) My cunt mother was real upset when, while performing anal intercourse with her, i flew up onto her shoulder and performed a glittery pink unicorn with perfect form.
#3.) titties!

by usedQtip April 20, 2011

Alcoholic Unicorn Blood

Another way to say Four Loko.
A funny way to describe Four Loko.

We got a shit load of shit load of ALCOHOLIC UNICORN BLOOD in this mothafucka!

by bacontron January 16, 2011

Chocolate Unicorn

When a woman is t-bagging a man, the man shits on her forehead.

Since she was kind enough to t-bag me, I turned her into a chocolate unicorn.

by Bville Devil June 15, 2010

Unicorn Pee

a slang word for alcohol, mostly used by teens and young adaults.

yoooo where is that unicorn pee?

by anthony castigs August 17, 2011

Unicorn 🦄

Unicorns are magical mythical creatures that live in the forest 🌳

Hey did u see that horse over there

It’s not just a horse

How

It’s a unicorn 🦄

by Mark lium May 25, 2018

Fucking the Unicorn

When you decide to have sex with your lover, who is unfortunately (for both) menstruating. Also, she has been plugged with a tampon, strings all a'danglin'. During intercourse, the tampon appears to slide out, much like the horn of a unicorn.

A potentially sedate weekend in Daylesford may have been caused by an awkward round of "Fucking the Unicorn"...

....Neeeeiiighhhh!

by Not High Enough In A Hammock August 19, 2012

unicorn fan club

The oldest and most powerful organization in the world which yielded members like justin bieber and rebecca black. The club is not open to all and it fancies a weird initiation process unknown to the outside world. The member is supposed to show how gay or sissy he or she is in front of the "chosen unicorn" . Basically this is the dream society for most of the girls and 1/3rd of the male population.

Dick: Hey scooter , guess what I just got initiated into the unicorn fan club.

Scooter:(blushing)-Oh my God!!!Oh my God !! Oh my God!!
I'm gonna kill you!!!

by iam8 August 12, 2012