E-tard

A person who has done too much extasy either heroin based or coke based or any X and has fucked up their brains too much, usually found at raves or in sniffing VICKS VAPOR RUB!

Man your such an E-tard why are you sniffing vicks vapor rub

man what are you t t ttalkin about im not on ex!

by Noah gyles May 12, 2006

e-tards

kids who act retarded because they have done to many e's. they do ecstacy at raves and their brains get holes in them so they act like idiots. real silly and dumb

1. yo those kids in the park are a bunch of e-tards
2. trevor started going to raves and getting high all the time. he lost his job and steals money. hes a huge e-tard

by little_miss September 30, 2006

C-tard

A computer programmer that prefers the old-school programming language "C" and believes that all "Object Oriented" approaches are just overcomplicating the task of programming a machine. He also thinks the C language is aesthetically superior to any other language.

John refuses to use C++ because he thinks it is ugly and stupid. He is such a C-tard!

by Andy Northvillage April 10, 2010

Reece Tard

A chav who doesnt understand basic conversation and has a strange obsession with licking windows and their shoulder. A Reece Tard will commonly be seen in their natural habitat of JD sports

Boy 1: Look at that spaker over there
Boy 2: Yeah hes a right Reece Tard

by Ian Mcgrinty September 10, 2012

Wii-tard

A retard whose main goal in life appears to be spending as much time as possible playing Wii.

Malcolm: OMG, did you know you can get COD on Wii? I got to level 50 already and I only got it an hour ago!

Wendy: You're such a Wii-tard.

by NaziCookieMonster February 19, 2011

fuck tard

the most retarded word ever! a combination of fuck and retard, not very often used but still an abbreviation for the phrase "fucking retard". this term is used by morons!

conversation after school(abbreviations used for names):

c- bla, bla, bla, bla....
z- o my god c. your such a fuck tard, haw haw haw haw!
a- god z. get a new dictonary

by ma.c June 3, 2008

E-Tard

Some who has done too much ecstasy and goes to parties always on MDMA. Usually fascinated with bright colors.

That one kid with the bright plaid colored hat on over there. He talks way to slow he must be and E-Tard. Sheesh.

by next15onecominGUCCI August 11, 2009