O'Connell's Law

The amount of junk that accumulates, is directly related to the space available to hold it.

If the house was smaller he would have less junk, O'Connell's Law.

Workshop is a mess. typical case of O'Connell's law

by PaddyinOZ August 18, 2018

Laws of PhysSex

Literally what you think it is. The laws of physics when it comes to sex.

Basically, there are 3 laws that have been developed by T.A.P (don't worry about full form)
Law #1: You do you (no, don't ef yourself, just be you)
Law #2: Go with the flow (let things happen as they're happening)
Law #3: In the moment (literally. just be in the moment. don't get so caught up in your head)

Is this necessary. Like. C'mon now. Really?

It's the Laws of PhysSex

by Vi.is.sus.23 January 25, 2022

Beare's Law

The law of accumulating catastrophe. Often applied to nautical situations. Often a disaster beginning with one simple error that causes a domino effect.

Bill was sailing along when a shackle parted on the jib stay. The mast fell over the side. When Bill tried to engage the engine, the prop picked up some of the rigging and stalled. The wind and current pushed his boat until it ran aground on the beach. He had become an unwitting victim of Beare's law of accumulating catastrophe.

by Aquarama January 05, 2011

brother not-in-law

Where gay marriage is illegal, your same-sex partner's sibling.

Who was that? Oh, that's Bob. He's my brother not-in-law.

by wranstrom March 10, 2011

Non-laws

The term used for a significant other's family when you aren't married.

"Man my non-laws suck. All her dad wants to do is watch football"

by Dr. ThunderBeast January 22, 2015

Malloy's Law

When you post a poll (on Telegram, Slack, or any other platform that supports polls) someone will complain that their answer isn't represented in the poll (Even though it usually is, they just feel the need to be pedantic and irritating).

Jared posted a poll asking a yes or no question, and Clay complained that his answer wasn't represented... classic Malloy's Law.

by Pope Gambrinus December 11, 2020

Tripper's Law

Tripper's Law is applicable in other parallel universes. If parallel universes are made during every action, and movement is an action, there is an alternate universe where, instead of walking, you die

You're lucky you didn't end up in a Tripper's Law

by Sayremonx April 15, 2021