Dannis is the most silliest loving caring and admiring person ever. He will fill ur life w joy and forget there’s any other emotion but pure happiness. Dannis entering ur life is the biggest blessing you’d ever ask for. He’s so smart and talented and will have you wondering how you ever got so lucky. He’s so full of pure energy he’ll always put a smile on ur face and make you laugh, be such a gentlemen, and have the most insane shlong ever.
by ashadazza April 24, 2024
Get the Dannismug. the most beautiful man to ever live!! he's amazing in every way and some consider him to be God, which is pretty accurate
guy 1: "i just watched 'The Hitman's Bodyguard' !! Ryan Reynolds is so cool"
guy 2 : "Yea but have you seen 'Twins', 'The Lorax', or Disney's 'Hercules'? that's where Danny DeVito's at."
guy 1: *starts crying happy tears , chanting Danny's praises and bowing to the sun*
guy 2: *joins guy 1*
guy 2 : "Yea but have you seen 'Twins', 'The Lorax', or Disney's 'Hercules'? that's where Danny DeVito's at."
guy 1: *starts crying happy tears , chanting Danny's praises and bowing to the sun*
guy 2: *joins guy 1*
by ☆calipso☆ May 1, 2022
Get the Danny DeVitomug. by ssj1234 August 4, 2020
Get the Dannimug. by BigStiffWood69420 October 25, 2023
Get the Dannymug. Danny is the person that nobody wants to be. When he enters a room everyone leaves. He tries his whole life to be like a Cory but can't even come close to touching his balls. Danny is the type guy that thinks he is hung but actually has a chode. He tries to impress girls by bull-riding but actually just likes wearing clown outfits. Danny once tried to raise a farm but even his own goat committed suicide. Danny always tries to be a stud like Cory but always fails and ends up like a Carl. His feet are so bad that that actually used them to portray Smeagol in Lord of the Rings.
Holy Shit.. Did you see the guy in rainbow spandex with fucked up feet and an ugly tattoo???
No i did not but it must have been Danny...
No i did not but it must have been Danny...
by chodesmuggler October 20, 2022
Get the Dannymug. Danny Santos has the biggest nigga cock you’ve ever seen. He leave your asshole ripped in two in just two pumps. This is a force not to be reckoned with.
by Bjp110907! May 9, 2024
Get the Danny santosmug. 