Musty Crusty Dusty

A common roast mostly used in the Roblox Community. Also used a lot in the common trope 'Roblox Story But the Main Character has a brain'. Also can be extended with other words that rhyme like Ugly, Disgusting, Rusty, and more

Player 1: Man be quiet
Player 2: SHUT YOUR MUSTY CRUSTY DUSTY ASS UP

by urbandici September 28, 2023

crusty rat

Crusty rat means austin

Austin ur a crusty rat 🤢

by Katiēlʻʻ March 15, 2017

The Crusty Woodpecker

A sex act in which the Male must have a penis head covered in dry, crusty semen (see Dick Cheese) and he will then go on to thrust it into his partners vagina. The male will then have short intervals to break into snarky laughter, comparable to Woody the Woodpecker.

"Yeah man, gave her The Crusty Woodpecker last night"
"You what?!?"

by WiseOldSilverback October 4, 2016

crusty musty

before having anal sex the female shits herself letting the poop crust, making it harder and more musty sex, after ejecting it thaws the shit soft and making the penetration for another round more soft and warm.

are we having a crusty musty

by daddylong licker March 11, 2025

An Extra Crusty Garcia

When a latino women takes a tostitos chip and dips it in a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he hasn't wiped in a few weeks.

I was at Ron Jeremy's house last night and he made me give him an extra crusty Garcia.

by Gaming Hams January 19, 2017

crusty torpedo

When using a cum rag inside of a shirt cannon.

Bro shot me with a crusty torpedo in my face.

by JohnnyMaples December 6, 2022

crusty crusader

Sun baking your vagina and penis until crispy then adding sand to the mixture and having sex. All this must be performed in public view

Me and Shelly did a nasty crusty crusader on last Wednesday right outside the shopping centre

by JohnXL December 16, 2017