Ultra-catch

Primary used to describe a girl who could be considered the epitome of human perfection

Damn, my girl is an ultra-catch!

by JPC97 September 26, 2014

catch a view

To get a grip on the situation at hand

I’m being nice to my self when I catch a view!

by Onte July 2, 2024

Catching the Crazy Turkey

Sleeping in your significant other's bed & having kinky, messed up sex

"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"

by 19Parsons92 December 13, 2014

Catching The Flying Squirrel

When a man lays on his back while masturbating and attempts to shoot his load up in an arch and catch it in his mouth

"Where's Rob?"
"I don't know, he called in, probably at home catching the flying squirrel "

by UnkleLumpY July 8, 2022

Catch-Rumplestiltskin-by-the-Balls

When a Girl/Chick/Woman catches her BF in the act with another female (or male/nonbinary human) on video and posts it publicly on IG, FB, Twitter, Snap, or other social media platform, then tags the chick in the post and switches it to, "private."

Did you see how pissed Tyler was when Tinky and Bones razzed him about cheating with that vid?

Yeah, right? He needed it. That's the way to Catch-Rumplestiltskin-By-The-Balls!

Now they know who the Baby-Daddy is...

by mysticklemom June 7, 2020

Catch-and-Release

When you catch the semen under the table from the person sitting across the desk from you and release it into the toilet bowl.

Hey Jimbo, could you open your hands real quick? I've got a quick catch-and-release here for you comin in hot!

by cajunesports October 3, 2019

Hood Catch

1) A person with charm, swagger, and overall attractiveness to the opposite sex, but lives in the ghetto.

"be careful with that one, she fine, but she's a hood catch!"

by jseris July 15, 2023