The Rockford Burrito is when an incel
graciously accepts an invitation to dock with another incel, but consumes the other penis with his foreskin.
graciously accepts an invitation to dock with another incel, but consumes the other penis with his foreskin.
When he’s not begging for mid status or falling off skateboards, fake cop Abe is perfecting the art of the Rockford Burrito.
by Bedtime Binks December 18, 2024
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graciously accepts an invitation to dock with another incel, but consumes the other penis with his foreskin.
graciously accepts an invitation to dock with another incel, but consumes the other penis with his foreskin.
When he’s not begging for mid status or falling off skateboards, fake cop Abe is perfecting the art of the Rockford Burrito.
by Bedtime Binks December 18, 2024
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Get the Burrito swag mug.(n.) The unconventional act of hastily concealing a personal item—such as used a sex toy—by wrapping it in a white terry cloth towel, resembling a burrito. Often employed during moments of unexpected intrusion or sheer panic.
"When her roommate barged in unannounced, she quickly made a Tuna Burrito with her vibrator and hid it in her night stand."
"When her roommate barged in unannounced, she quickly made a Tuna Burrito with her vibrator and hid it in her night stand."
by Josh Cartwright December 29, 2024
Get the Tuna Burrito mug.It refers to the spicy soup-like excrement that is left behind in the toilet bowl after passing Mexican food. Caused mostly by an overconsumption of Taco Bell.
“Brett is no longer allowed to shit in my house after he left a burrito lagoon in the toilet from all the Taco Bell he had last night.”
by Dirty Jerry January 10, 2025
Get the Burrito Lagoon mug.A Bulgarian Burrito is a delicious treat, it’s created by taking toilet paper and then poop, pee, cum, blood, and saliva. Then wrap it up in the toilet paper and enjoy.
“Hey Dylan! Do you want to go down to the corner store and get some Bulgarian Burritos?”
“Sure, I’d love to!”
“Sure, I’d love to!”
by Lemmesee11930 June 20, 2025
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noun
Definition:
When you're 15 minutes into a World of Warcraft raid boss—mid pull, cooldowns blown, bloodlust popped—and your bowels suddenly betray you. No time to hearth, no time to wipe (yourself or the raid). So you grab the log from your shorts and place it next to your mouse pad.
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Definition:
When you're 15 minutes into a World of Warcraft raid boss—mid pull, cooldowns blown, bloodlust popped—and your bowels suddenly betray you. No time to hearth, no time to wipe (yourself or the raid). So you grab the log from your shorts and place it next to your mouse pad.
Usage:
“Bro I wasn’t missing that Sylvanas kill. Had to desk burrito it. My chair may be ruined, but we got the mount.”
by Deathxxscythe June 24, 2025
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