Eatapuss Syndrome

A punchline in the comedy act of The Black Jester, referring to mommy issues and lesbianism. Regarding seeking sentimental validation (sexually) from another woman.

She ran through a million dental damns due to her Eatapuss Syndrome.

by pornstitute November 14, 2023

Skibidi toilet syndrome

Typically used when someone sees a fan of skibidi toilet singing the signature song that goes brrrrrrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi dobila deep deep.

Skibidi toilet fan: brrrrrrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi dobila deep deep.
Person 1: Watch out, he has skibidi toilet syndrome.
Person 2 : Thanks for telling me

by cummonster12356789 December 14, 2023

Restless Feet Syndrome

When someone you crush on makes you kick your feet about them

Mary Frances gives Blake restless feet syndrome

by Mfsdom June 29, 2025

vicious cycle syndrome

Usually noticeable in co-dependent relationships. This can occur between siblings, friends or lovers.

Hallmark signs are irritability, restlessness, anger or just plain apathy. Those suffering can sometimes present with acute laughing at the situation or words and phrases intended to "poke the bear".

The effects of this syndrome will manifest in childish and immature behavior, bad-mouthing and trolling with any and all means to invoke a reaction.

Unfortunately this syndrome has no cure as it's origin is entrenched in mutual love & hate .

You know your funny and you make me laugh however, one of us should be mature enough to break this vicious cycle syndrome
(unfortunately we are the same).

by round&a-round&a-roundwego September 13, 2013

Cant Touch Grass Syndrome

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends

"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum

by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025

Lil Bitch Syndrome (LBS)

A syndrome where the patient will have a constant flow of blood from their mangina. Not a very well known disease, if it is not diagnosed quick enough it will develop into full blown pussyitis. Common symptoms, bleeding through your bunched up panties, testicular weight loss, and excessive use of a lint roller.

Dante has developed into the late stages of Lil Bitch Syndrome (LBS).

by Anushka tha God February 16, 2017

Gotta go Tourette’s syndrome

When someone has to go and do something more important than what they are currently doing. But they keep getting distracted, only for them to suddenly realise again that they have to go and they instantly panic.

Gotta go Tourette’s syndrome is for example
Person 1: “man I gotta get the kids soon. Oh Oi man the other day at thingos house did u see how buckled what’s his name was?”
Person 2: “yeah man, I seen that he’s a funny cunt ay, like the other night he was like sayin all this shit to…”
Person 1: *gasps* “shit fuck what’s the time?! Fuck I gotta go pick up the kids from daycare in 5 mins”
Person 2: ok let’s go then
Person 1: but yeah he was talkin so much shit etc.

(Continues talking forgetting responsibilities)
Repeat x3 times

by Areyouarita December 15, 2022