Someone who's foot falls to the floor, hits a lego and Screams. They are the foe to manliness. They need a Floor Rescuer.
"Man, Johnny stood on a lego and screamed!! We need a floor rescuer!
"I dreamt of a man, who's foe was a sharp piece of plastic on the floor, laid about by little minions, plotting to hurt the poor feet of men! those who get caught in their trap, need a floor rescuer to defend them while in a weak position!"
"I dreamt of a man, who's foe was a sharp piece of plastic on the floor, laid about by little minions, plotting to hurt the poor feet of men! those who get caught in their trap, need a floor rescuer to defend them while in a weak position!"
by Are you a floor rescuer? June 8, 2014
Get the floor rescuermug. ´´mopped the floor´´ is a word used mainly in the ballroom scene and the queer community. It means that someone did something so insane/great during (mainly) a performance.
by Stormy LaBeija April 20, 2023
Get the Mopped the floormug. a burger that’s on the floor.
person one: hey want a floor burger?
person two: the fuck is a floor burger
person one: a burger that’s on the floor you dimwit
person two: the fuck is a floor burger
person one: a burger that’s on the floor you dimwit
by magnusslashfuneral May 27, 2022
Get the floor burgermug. by lovelyladyof93 January 8, 2009
Get the floor headermug. A sign of true desperation. When you're so hungry/desperate you just say fuckit and make pancakes on your fucking floor, you vile creature.
by squidman6969420 April 16, 2019
Get the floor pancakemug. When a girl with a nice ass sits on the floor with her legs spread apart a fairly far distance apart and gyrates her buttcheek muscles up and down
by The Stanky Chicken August 25, 2011
Get the Floor Bumpinmug. When soup goes on the floor and you may truly establish dominance amongst peers and subordinates. Soup has always belonged on the floor, and to put it on the floor accomplishes the goal of soup.
by Vitamincool February 4, 2022
Get the floor soupmug.