tim

fucking asshole. complete asshat of a man.

person 1: oh look its tim
person 2: (pulls out a machete)

by quartzslayer May 20, 2022

lil tim

lil tim is a dirty ass nigga who smells like corn flakes and golden flakes greasy ass potato chips, he has no bitches and he took his mom to his 8th grade graduation.

"lil tim is a bum ass nigga"

by b4bi April 6, 2022

Tim

a big-headed jit.

That Tim over there going crazy.

by Jit Lover April 28, 2021

Tim Jacobs

The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.

Always living the ream!

Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'

James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...

by ebotnomed April 2, 2019

Pulling a Tim

When a grown man shows up to a mostly kid-themed event.

Mike: Hey what’s Jimmy doing at the roller skating rink at Fourth Grade Night, licking his cotton candy?
Joe: Oh Jimmy’s just Pulling a Tim again. What a creep...

by CitizensAgainstTim April 20, 2018

Tim A.

A super handsome dude. Girls want to be with him, dudes want to be him. Looks good in a suit but still is very punk rock. Is making me watch a ZZ Top documentary right now.

Guy 1: Hey man, how was last night?
Guy 2: Fucking sweet. I totally Tim A.'ed it last night.

by Phantom DarkMonkey September 6, 2020

Tickling tiny Tim

When a man jerks of his tiny dick

Yo man I heard Jackson tickling tiny Tim last night

by Rachelrachelbobachel September 19, 2021