Butt Piracy

The act of frequently engaging in the pilaging of another mans anus.

You engange in butt Piracy if you are considered a Butt Pirate

Look at those guys sitting at that table, i bet they're big Butt Piracy fans

by TheSauceMan May 5, 2009

butt-load

n. The amount that can be loaded into the buttocks while causing minimal discomfort. This measurement is not constant but varies depending on the individual. Related factors include rectal diameter, anal elasticity, and cheek-to-hole ratio.

Susie's rear was in pain the next day after taking a full butt-load the previous night.

by Clifford Cocks April 13, 2006

Onion-Butt

An Onion-Butt is ther perfect ass on a woman or man. The word Onion-Butt has said to make the grown man cry because it is so beautiful.

Damn, that girl got an Onion-Butt!!!

by Steve Y October 19, 2005

butt doobie

The pieces of rolled-up toilet paper stuck in your ass hair.

I was in the shower, picking butt doobies out of my ass.

by NEGROTIC BICKWOW February 22, 2003

butt lava

Diarrhea. Not just your average diarrhea either. This is the kind that explodes out of your ass and leaves your butthole chapped for the next few days. It is a hot, burning diarrhea that smells worse than vomit. This is as bad as it gets.

I ate at Denny's tonight. I think I am going to have the worst butt lava tomorrow. I better take some imdodium.

by Absolom7691 September 3, 2006

Butt Heaving

Agressive diarrhea, more violent in nature than regular diarrhea, and where each episode requires a longer than normal visit to the restroom. Similar in nature to extreme vomiting after drinking WAY too much alcohol after a long night of partying except that material is ejected from the other end. (The word is funnier if pronounced "Buttheavin' ".)

Dude, why were you in there so long?
Sorry, I was butt heaving.

Don't go in there yet, someone was just in there buttheavin'.

by Internet Dan February 8, 2010

Butt Naked

(Noun) *smoking term
A joint that is rolled and smoked with marijuana only. No extra additives ie. tobacco, Fonto, blended herbs

Based in the DMV

Some peole like to smoke their j’s with tobacco in them but I smoke butt naked.

by StayHi71 September 29, 2020