angst

The sound a fat man makes when he has sauerkraut stuck in his throat.

"This is delicious sauerkr--- aaaaAANNNGGSSSTTT---aut."

by laurah borealis September 19, 2005

August 5

National Boyfriend Day Part 1

Treat your boyfriend good on August 5 b*tch

by Someones Father That Left Them August 4, 2021

August 1

This day gays are born but they’ve hot&cute AF probably gonna be famous and rich

Ohhh girl its august 1st are you famous yet

by bhadbadh November 10, 2019

North Augusta

A small town across from Augusta, Georgia. Confusingly enough, it is in South Carolina. Typical boring town. Typical boring people.

Person 1: Do you want to go to North Augusta?

Person 2: Heck no, why would anyone?

by buukieman July 18, 2009

august 23rd

National Sensual Blowjob day.

August 23rd is National Sensual Blowjob day: a day in which all men shall recieve pleasure from their partner by oral favors.

by TheManWithTheDamnPlan August 23, 2018

august 17th

the day you fuck the fucking shit out of your girlfriends asshole

man: wanna try anal

girlfriend: whats today?
man: august 17th

girlfriend: fuck yes

by suck my pene January 17, 2019

angst

1. The thing that 50% of teenagers are afflicted with.
2. The thing that the other 50% of teenagers pretend to be afflicted with.
3. A kickass KMFDM album.

1. His schizophrenia causes him a lot of angst. Sucks to be him.
2. omgzz mi lyfe sux i wanna die!!111
3. This album rules!

by EnnW April 13, 2007