Butt Piracy

The act of frequently engaging in the pilaging of another mans anus.

You engange in butt Piracy if you are considered a Butt Pirate

Look at those guys sitting at that table, i bet they're big Butt Piracy fans

by TheSauceMan May 5, 2009

butt-load

n. The amount that can be loaded into the buttocks while causing minimal discomfort. This measurement is not constant but varies depending on the individual. Related factors include rectal diameter, anal elasticity, and cheek-to-hole ratio.

Susie's rear was in pain the next day after taking a full butt-load the previous night.

by Clifford Cocks April 13, 2006

Onion-Butt

An Onion-Butt is ther perfect ass on a woman or man. The word Onion-Butt has said to make the grown man cry because it is so beautiful.

Damn, that girl got an Onion-Butt!!!

by Steve Y October 19, 2005

butt doobie

The pieces of rolled-up toilet paper stuck in your ass hair.

I was in the shower, picking butt doobies out of my ass.

by NEGROTIC BICKWOW February 22, 2003

butt lava

Diarrhea. Not just your average diarrhea either. This is the kind that explodes out of your ass and leaves your butthole chapped for the next few days. It is a hot, burning diarrhea that smells worse than vomit. This is as bad as it gets.

I ate at Denny's tonight. I think I am going to have the worst butt lava tomorrow. I better take some imdodium.

by Absolom7691 September 3, 2006

The Butt Feeling

That distinct feeling you get when you fall and land on something hard targeting mainly your tail bone and it feels like you are exhaling so hard that your lungs are going to implode. The pain is so extraordinary that all you can do is roll around holding your ass with both hands and making a constipated noise unable to talk or breath.

Kid board slides down a flat bar on his snowboard on a cold day and at the very end he washes out and hits his tailbone on the very edge.

Kid: UNNNNHHH
Other kid: I think that kid is dying
another kid: Nah he's just getting ... (Booming Echoing Voice) THE BUTT FEELING.

by hellomynameisntslimshady March 5, 2009

Butt Wizard

A creature similar to the tooth fairy, but with erotic fantasies manily to do with the booty.

A person who loves male or female booty or who has mastered the booty. They can be called a butt wizard.

by firedragon6 March 5, 2009