swampy cock

That one dude who will literally put his dick in anything, whether it being a really unattractive girl or an actual swamp.

Damn I can't believe Joshua slept with that girl, He must have a real swampy cock!

by Kurt Cobainnnnn July 17, 2017

Strange Cock

A cock that is not one's own!

Hey, try not to touch any strange cock when you go to the Mets game.

by Captain Carrots February 19, 2024

sweaty cock

sweaty balls mostly happens when u don't wash or u just sweaty and black.

i have a sweaty cock.

by yiufjn March 22, 2023

Piggin' Cock

A man who hasn't showered for days, has been hunting pigs, and ends up with a smelly foreskin full of smegma, then tries to have sex with his partner.

Usually characterised by a strong, unpleasant odor and neglect of personal hygiene.

After three days in the woods, Luke's piggin' cock was so rank, I couldn't even blow him without gagging.

by Bukakkebandit May 14, 2025

El-cocking

Flashing a pistol to make your penis look bigger. Compensating with brains may be dumb enough to fuck up and kill someone

If you El-cocking you can leave or get shot

by Unnaturalpat June 20, 2020

Cock Goblin

(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.

Republicans introducing legislation to remove the rights of transgender people are cock goblins.

by CherryTart February 15, 2023

garlic cock

when you go to make frozen garlic bread sticks but it's covered in garlic butter and there's some left over and you simply cannot resist garlic butter penis

"ayyo wanna succ my garlic cock"

"yes what 😳"

by mega ultra super dick king May 2, 2021