hala wanker

Refers to a twat with zero football knowledge, usually a plastic fan and glory hunter who supports Real madrid but isn't even spanish

Whats his opinion on that player ?

doesn't matter, hes a hala wanker

Did you see that insane match between burnley and aston villa ?

Of course not mate i'm a hala wanker

by Coolbeans 1899 July 10, 2015

Wanker

You, just you. You know what it means so what did you expect.

Oh, ur such a wanker!

by WaaWaabby22 May 17, 2022

wanker

a person who is often not generally liked among peers and often acts like they are extremely cool even though they are the complete opposite.

that William Hackett is such a wanker

by mykill ranahin May 6, 2019

wanker

A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.

LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"

by Jerry Wylie September 19, 2016

Wanker

the people at the urban dictionary who tells me not to take it personally when they don't publish my flippin word. So, to you dickholes, frick u.

pardon my french, but u are a wanker

by doodie hole July 15, 2018

Boneless Wanker

He's all boast, but no capability...

He talked about all the travel he'd done, and all his achievements, but he's just a boneless wanker...

by Zentas November 28, 2010

Wanker

A British insult used for somebody acting stupidly selfishly or being a dickhead .

"You big fat Wanker"

"Tom was being such a wanker today"

by Gëørgìãå November 7, 2019