A "little Shit", as in describing someones behavior. Small unflushed pieces of feces. Small round/oblong pieces of feces found in the bowl after a long period of sitting on the toilet.
Youre acting like a real "turd snack" !!; Who left these "turd snacks" in the bowl; Damn, I waited that long for these "turd snacks".
by Vulcandreams January 20, 2007
1.A long, large piece of shit that when, after shitting it out, you dont have to wipe.
2.An offensive word to call a jock.
2.An offensive word to call a jock.
1.I never poop out anything but sturdy-turds.
2.All the players on our football team are sturdy-turds!
2.All the players on our football team are sturdy-turds!
by Word Master123 August 25, 2006
i slipped on a banana peel and landed right on my turd thermos.
hey, get your turd thermos in here!!!
hey, get your turd thermos in here!!!
by ravenflesh June 24, 2008
brush your teeth you turd burper
by TurdCBS October 20, 2008
A J-Turd is an uncommon occurence that happens whilst dropping a deuce. What happens is, your turd exits the anus, also known as the turd cutter, and forms a "J" shape that then curves up and touches the bottom of your genetalia (i.e Scrotum or Labia) This can lead to stinky genetalia and some turd spots. Other common side-effects are corn or peanuts stuck in your pubic hair.
Kolton: Dude, I was at home yesterday dropping a huge dump from all that McDonald's I ate and I let out a nasty J-Turd. I still haven't gotten it all out from my bush!
Isaac: Wow dude, that's sick. Don't talk to me anymore.
Isaac: Wow dude, that's sick. Don't talk to me anymore.
by Isaac N Kolton May 12, 2010
Dude, what's wrong??
I ate a bunch of spicy chicken mac & cheese and I don't feel so good. I think it's an emo turd.
I ate a bunch of spicy chicken mac & cheese and I don't feel so good. I think it's an emo turd.
by Neesied69 January 25, 2012
"Dude, after all that sushi and beer last night, I was shocked to wake up and struggle knocking out a breached turd !"
by Sr Bolsa Buena November 13, 2013