Redneck Tooth Swallow

When a male cock slaps a girl her tooth gets knocked down her throat. Then the male forces her to swallow his cum as she is taking the tooth down the throat.

Man: Hey bitch Ima give you the redneck tooth swallow to finish this night up.

Woman: But I dont want....

Man: shut up woman

by grizzyman07 February 19, 2009

redneck boob lift

Using duct tape to lift sagging boobs because you cant afford to have them surgically lifted.

Wow.. her boobs are really perky. She doesnt have money so it must be a redneck boob lift.

by evil fornication March 09, 2014

Getto or redneck garbage-can

When you buy a case of beer, put the beer in the fridge and use the box as your kitchen garbage can

After you drink your Iron City you must use your getto garbage can.

by sluggo December 03, 2004

Redneck eating contest

when a group of fellow red necks get together and want to have fun. they have a eating contest while they watch NASCAR, the food consists of any dead animals found in backyard, trash(milk jugs or beer cans) and hand fulls of oxycoton, to wash it down with a miller lite. the judge is usually the mom/sister/cousin/daughter

billy ted: did you see Jimmy Jonhson win last night
fred: nah, we were having our regular redneck eating contest, my sister said i won

by Billy ted JR January 31, 2010

st. thomas redneck condtion

The condition that occurs where human beings become infected with laziness, becomes cheaters,get kicked out or quit the military, have kids to five different men, get DUI'S, cannot keep jobs, and live near or with their parents. The infected feel they are extremely attractive or date females/males who also are infected. Usually these people become overweight and have homemade tattoos or claim to have fanastic careers of farmers, taxidermist, tattoo artist, mechanics, and managers of fast food . Usually these careers are false. Infected males are usually tall, overweight with tattoos of many different womens names on their bodies. Infected females usually are tall, overweight hicks that have gap teeth. The females usually are sexually active with any male that is desperate enough. Then become inpregnated and find a male infected to claim as father. If a infected male tries to date/marry/inpregnate someone who is not infected, female gets side effects but loses infects once male isnt around.

There is no cure and the infected become aged and live in dirty houses.

He lost his job, lives with his dad, and has no car. He must have st. thomas redneck condtion.

by acadia thunder June 06, 2011

redneck ice cream cone

when your ice cream is to frozen to scoop you stick a fork in it and eat it

I couldn't eat my ice cream with the spoon so i stabbed it with a redneck ice cream cone and ate it

by koo koo kachoo April 05, 2009

redneck lovin' commode huggin' drunk

A common Southern expression to describe somebody who is Extremely Drunk.

Yeah, you should've seen Larry last night. Buddy, I want you to know, he was redneck lovin' commode huggin' drunk! He threw-up in the bathroom when we finally got him home.

by Shane56 August 15, 2021