Meat Cereal

The dried kibble food made of meat that you feed to dogs or cats.

Aw crap, my cat is out of meat cereal, now what will I feed him? He's going to scratch up my couch for sure.

by Iainbonics December 30, 2010

Meat Cans

Some very nice, preferably big breasts the size of big cans of meat, that of course are delicious ;)

She sure had some very nice Meat Cans!!!!!!

I can't stop staring at her amazing Meat Cans.

by EDH85 May 3, 2015

Meat Cocktail

A term used when someone sticks their cock in a pile of meat.

Bro, I just made a meat cocktail with that bowel of ground beef over there.

Nice

by Chiggatilo December 12, 2018

moist meat

Moist meat an act of trying to cook a hamburger 🍔 the right way to no avail still leaving the meat red and cold on the inside.

Damnit Troy! You made moist meat again?

by Rusty L Shackleford April 29, 2019

meat lockery

To adhere to the qualities of a butcher's meat locker. Not to be confused with meat locker. Noticeably cold.

While everyone was complaining of the 100 plus degree heat, I was in my cubicle where the air was meat lockery.

by Bestine September 28, 2008

Meat chunk

Another word that means penis.

I whipped my meat chunk out so she could put it in her mouth.

by Mayo Sanchez April 3, 2009

Meat On Demand

Two people who marry and fuck each other silly!!!

Wife: Sexy hubby, where is my Meat on Demand?

Hubby: Ritgh here in my pants! (pointing at his junk)

by Nerd blast September 12, 2016