Turd Broker

A person who sells shit. Turd Burgler can also be used as a dis.

Who sold you this awful car? Your local Turd Broker?
or
Turd Broker be sellin me all sorts of shit.
or
After seeing how that failed I'd say you been had by a Turd Broker. I've seen it a hundred times.

by JG WORLD January 18, 2008

turd thermos

slang term referring to someone's ass, anus, or rectum.

i slipped on a banana peel and landed right on my turd thermos.

hey, get your turd thermos in here!!!

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

sturdy-turd

1.A long, large piece of shit that when, after shitting it out, you dont have to wipe.

2.An offensive word to call a jock.

1.I never poop out anything but sturdy-turds.

2.All the players on our football team are sturdy-turds!

by Word Master123 August 25, 2006

Turd Vomit

During the act of secreting a healthy ripe turd there is a sudden explosion from within the turd creating a foul smelling liquid that causes you to vomit.

Dude I just totally did a turd vomit in the bathroom and passed out!

by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009

Emo Turd

A poo that cries from the inside.

Dude, what's wrong??

I ate a bunch of spicy chicken mac & cheese and I don't feel so good. I think it's an emo turd.

by Neesied69 February 14, 2012

turd snack

A "little Shit", as in describing someones behavior. Small unflushed pieces of feces. Small round/oblong pieces of feces found in the bowl after a long period of sitting on the toilet.

Youre acting like a real "turd snack" !!; Who left these "turd snacks" in the bowl; Damn, I waited that long for these "turd snacks".

by Vulcandreams January 23, 2007

turd burper

When ones breath sticks like they have been eating shit or licking arse

brush your teeth you turd burper

by TurdCBS February 23, 2009