During the act of secreting a healthy ripe turd there is a sudden explosion from within the turd creating a foul smelling liquid that causes you to vomit.
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
Get the Turd Vomit mug.A home made candle where you drop small turds into the hot wax before it hardens, then give as a gift to someone deserving. Pubes have been suggested as additions to the Turd Candle. It is assumed the receiver will mistake the turds for fruit.
Turd Candles are especially appropriate for virgin friends, who are the only males who ever need candles and are expected to want to "set the mood" for a "special occasion".
Turd Candles are especially appropriate for virgin friends, who are the only males who ever need candles and are expected to want to "set the mood" for a "special occasion".
by k.sharkface September 2, 2010
Get the Turd Candle mug.A J-Turd is an uncommon occurence that happens whilst dropping a deuce. What happens is, your turd exits the anus, also known as the turd cutter, and forms a "J" shape that then curves up and touches the bottom of your genetalia (i.e Scrotum or Labia) This can lead to stinky genetalia and some turd spots. Other common side-effects are corn or peanuts stuck in your pubic hair.
Kolton: Dude, I was at home yesterday dropping a huge dump from all that McDonald's I ate and I let out a nasty J-Turd. I still haven't gotten it all out from my bush!
Isaac: Wow dude, that's sick. Don't talk to me anymore.
Isaac: Wow dude, that's sick. Don't talk to me anymore.
by Isaac N Kolton May 12, 2010
Get the J-Turd mug.1. A turd that gets stuck in your ass when your shiting and it takes a long time to get it out.
2. anything that's very frustrating and is beyond suck ass.
3. Someone who is beyond an ass hole or dick hole.
2. anything that's very frustrating and is beyond suck ass.
3. Someone who is beyond an ass hole or dick hole.
1. I a be out in a little while. I got a hang turd.
2. This test is going to be such a hang turd.
3. John is such a hang turd.
2. This test is going to be such a hang turd.
3. John is such a hang turd.
by Deep blue 2012 May 23, 2010
Get the Hang turd mug.1.A long, large piece of shit that when, after shitting it out, you dont have to wipe.
2.An offensive word to call a jock.
2.An offensive word to call a jock.
1.I never poop out anything but sturdy-turds.
2.All the players on our football team are sturdy-turds!
2.All the players on our football team are sturdy-turds!
by Word Master123 August 25, 2006
Get the sturdy-turd mug.A "little Shit", as in describing someones behavior. Small unflushed pieces of feces. Small round/oblong pieces of feces found in the bowl after a long period of sitting on the toilet.
Youre acting like a real "turd snack" !!; Who left these "turd snacks" in the bowl; Damn, I waited that long for these "turd snacks".
by Vulcandreams January 23, 2007
Get the turd snack mug.Who sold you this awful car? Your local Turd Broker?
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Turd Broker be sellin me all sorts of shit.
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After seeing how that failed I'd say you been had by a Turd Broker. I've seen it a hundred times.
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Turd Broker be sellin me all sorts of shit.
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After seeing how that failed I'd say you been had by a Turd Broker. I've seen it a hundred times.
by JG WORLD January 18, 2008
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