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Birth control relationship

When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.

Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.
"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."

"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."
by derp216 September 6, 2022
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mutually abusive relationship

A relationship that is based on unhealthy conflict.
Have you heard of Johnny and Amber’s mutually abusive relationship? Those two love bickering and fighting all the time but both of them seem to love that aspect of it.
by Jsonbourne May 13, 2023
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paytonic relationship

A relationship in which one partner has to pay the other in order to be in a romantic or platonic relationship with them. It can be a one-time payment or a subscription; it depends on the partner.
“Stacey and I are in a paytonic relationship. She’s great, but it sucks that I have to fork over $50 every month.”
by Mhm mhm mhm hi March 5, 2021
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not-relationship

Something between an open relationship and a relationship. A relationship in which two people act as if they are in a committed relationship (they have sex, they cuddle, they hang out, etc.) but are free to hook up with others.
Yeah bro, they're in a not-relationship!
by JimBobTheTrucker July 3, 2011
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Open relationship

If you seal up the leaks, your relationship will be airtight again, it wont be open.
Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.
by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020
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Asuka-Hacho relationship

A platonic or romantic relationship where one of the parties kills the other.
Person 1: "The only thing I knew about them is that they're in an Asuka-Hacho relationship, which I think is very sad."
Person 2: "Sir this is a Wendy's."
by FuccMe February 25, 2021
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