dave ped

A fake rumor on the internet about this man that would pretend to kidnap zonuts and eat them, and knowing that zoe lavernes fandom is mostly 9 year olds, they were all scared lmao

Zonut 1: omg have you heard about Dave ped
Zonut 2: No, why?
Zonut 1: he wants to kidnap me

by craft-122500 June 25, 2023

king dave

th coolest man to ever live aka my dad

‘king dave is so cool’

by chalamqts December 21, 2021

king dave

the coolest bloke to ever live.

king dave is extra cool!

by poopooassass70 December 21, 2021

Dave's-javu

Dave's-javu is an incident that you feel has occurred before from a person named of Dave, David or Davard.

Oh gosh i am having Dave's-javu

by BIGDOGBRUCEBEVAL June 09, 2023

Sailor-dave

When a man slaps a woman with a tuna fish, then enters his penis in her tuna box

I gave her a sailor-dave

by Van hoe November 28, 2019

Dave Save

When an issue with technology (or life in general) is fixed by your mate Dave

I couldn’t work out why my pc didn’t work. Thank goodness for the Dave Save.

by JeSuisNot March 25, 2023

charlou dave

charlou dave is someone who's like the sun. even though he's alone-he still shines. he radiates happiness and joy to the people around him. he got a smile that can Light up the whole town. Everybody wants him. every girl wonders what it would be like to love him. he's so gorgeous—you can't say anything to his face. he also has a voice like an angel. he knows how to treat women well because he was raised by a wonderful woman as well. he Never failed to make his family happy. he's a sweet son, a loving brother, and an awesome friend. charlou dave is a godly man—born to lead and serve. he's a role model and an inspiration to young people. he's adorable. that's why he's adored by many people. he's one of a kind—don't dare lose him.

I pray that I will be with a man like Charlou Dave.

I adore you Charlou dave. I want to be with you someday.

by _este May 12, 2022