Miles

Miles is someone who is not a little sheep. Miles cares very much about deforestation and this in fact is the only true thing on this whole website.

He looks like a miles

by Treehugger1985 May 2, 2021

Miles

hot

You are so miles

by ornagetableveryofficial April 15, 2022

Miles

One word... Glasses. Is he a nerd? Sure, but we love him for all of his curves (although he's skinny ;)). He says he has a six-inch, but how should I know? Hes Mormon by the way.

Actual quote from miles: "When it's soft it goes left, when it's hard it goes right".

by LittleKidLover(CJ)123 February 2, 2022

Nauti Miles

Shorthand for "A Nauticle Mile"

Person 1: "Hey, do you know what we are putting in today?"
Person 2: "What's that?"
Person 1: "The Nauti Miles"

by Thronley January 8, 2023

what the fuck is a mile

"what the fuck is a kilometre" but for metric system freaks

Me who lives in the USA: Asks for directions
some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE

by уour mum April 2, 2025

lewis miles

A fucking legend from Essex! One of the funniest blokes you will ever meet and also quite a good bloke. Loves a beer, especially VB.

That Lewis Miles? Of course it is, what a fucking legend eyyy.

by Livinglegendlew November 23, 2021

Miles

Miles is that guy that everyone wants as a boyfriend. Hes sooo FIT and has an amazing body. Most girls don't have the courage to admit that to him though. Miles is very intelligent and has an amazing sense of humor. Hes not afraid to tell a girl how beautiful they are and he is very strong. He can be quite sensitive on the inside but hides his true emotions on the outside because hes scared of people judging him. Hes one of the nicest guys you will ever meet and is very good in bed with his 7 inch cock.

Girl 1-"Omg whos that boy hes sooo fit"
Girl 2-"Oh thats Miles hes the fittest boy in the school"
Girl 3-"Hes so funny as well! Omg i just wish i could f*** him right now."
Girl 4-"I know right, i just want to ride that massive cock"

by Hornyshrek2004 July 22, 2019