frapp yourself

When you get your first taste of a Carmel frappacino and you blow a load in your shorts.

“You’ve never tried a frappacino? You’ve got to you’re going to frapp yourself.

by Annoyed neighbor December 11, 2022

bother yourself

Masturbating,usually out of boredom.

You tend to bother yourself a lot on Mondays.

by Cenobica April 27, 2017

Dont call yourself a model if you aint been in vogue

Talking about doing something without actually backing it up.
Dont talk the talk if you cant walk the walk

Person 1 - i have been putting in so much efforts in the gym lately.

Person 2 - “Dont call yourself a model if you aint been in vogue”

by Sanyam & natania February 24, 2024

Gogurt yourself

When you ejaculate into your hand and slurp it from hand to your mouth then spit out onto your chin

Garrett N. Why did you gogurt yourself on tiktok ?

by Dumpsterbitch May 21, 2021

Shrek yourself

When you don’t want to say “fuck” or “shit yourself” and they still want to have some layers in them.

Shrek yourself! You’re a piece of Shrek!

by ShrekLord9871 November 16, 2023

Go weigh yourself

Not having the sting that it used to, the need to replace the commonly used phrase; “go fuck yourself!”, has risen exponentially. Following the recent coronavirus pandemic and quarantine, people around the world have become more sensitive about their newly gained fat. Therefore, the phrase “go weigh yourself” has become more relevant and slanderous to the mass population.

After receiving a snarky comment from a peer, Sanjay muttered “go weigh yourself”.

by Nichols Kerr December 03, 2020

pattern yourself

To sort your self out

Oi stop being so rude and pattern yourself

by February 18, 2022