bread on the floor

"bread on the floor" is used when someone is really fucking stupid and leaves some perfectly good bread out on the dirty floor, and then the good bread becomes dirty

man1: "dude, thats bread on the floor"
man2: "oh shit, i was stupid, im sorry"
man1: "you should be sorry, you worthless piece of shit"

by dellg April 27, 2023

two bit floor flusher

Someone who sweeps an swobs the floors in saloons an dance halls for two Bits. About 25 cents.

Dave called him a "Two Bit Floor Flusher".

by anonymous November 14, 2020

floor soup

When soup goes on the floor and you may truly establish dominance amongst peers and subordinates. Soup has always belonged on the floor, and to put it on the floor accomplishes the goal of soup.

Jess Put Soup On The Floor Wow What A Leader. That’s some floor soup!

by Vitamincool February 4, 2022

chair floor

marks on a floor after a chair carrying weight is dragged on a floor

p1: what did you just do?
p2: chair floor!

by ehhmazing July 15, 2023

floor

somebody who is not so smart and has a forrest on their head. this person is likeble but stupid. she only has friends that are just as stupid as she. and she loves floornication.

floor is floornicating on de floor

by florocratus labbus May 22, 2024

floor hickey

when you trip and days later it forms a round purple bump that hurts sometimes

ah damn it fuck my asshole i got a floor hickey it hurts so badly

by toilet struggler October 2, 2021

Floor Pit

When everyone at a gig lays on the floor and moshes by rolling.

"Dude that floor pit was insane!"

"I know I rolled right over him!"

by Rocket Sneakers October 3, 2008