by Byron McCitish October 14, 2007
Get the furry underwearmug. -The only thing keeping women from touching, licking, sucking, etc. a man's amazing sexy dick.
-Usually is very, very sexy, especially with a big bulge.
-Usually is very, very sexy, especially with a big bulge.
by hotdude1 May 23, 2017
Get the men's underwearmug. A unique double fermentation process typically derived from taking wine or other spirits and spilling there contents (such as a bottle breakig) on undergarments that have been previously worn. Afterwards or during the soaked contents is kept in an air tight container (such as a persons luggage) in order enhance the fermentation process. After several days of soaking the undergarments are strained of their liquids and re-bottled to reveal a distinct and delicate flavor.
At first Mike was upset about his luggage being lost on his way back from Spain, however his hopes raised dramatically when he thought about the underwear wine that may be waiting for him in the long run.
by ballzakk February 28, 2008
Get the underwear winemug. by Krisko Disko July 11, 2006
Get the indian underwearmug. A term describing the occurrence of leftover cum sticking to the underwear about an hour after having sex.
by Fredica (aka. Fred and Jess) November 15, 2009
Get the Underwear Gluemug. 1. A version of "pretty" or "handsome" that works for everybody.
2. Someone who is pretty in a very generic way.
They may be generally agreed upon (in their culture) as pretty or handsome, but they do not stand out in any way. There is nothing striking about their beauty.
If you were to do a composite of all the features men or women find to be attractive and create a computer-generated image of it, this is who would pop out.
The term comes from the idea that catalog and underwear models must not overpower the clothing that they wear and thus those who cast them pick the most mainstream-looking of the models. Consequently, underwear models all look very similar to one another in a very striking way.
2. Someone who is pretty in a very generic way.
They may be generally agreed upon (in their culture) as pretty or handsome, but they do not stand out in any way. There is nothing striking about their beauty.
If you were to do a composite of all the features men or women find to be attractive and create a computer-generated image of it, this is who would pop out.
The term comes from the idea that catalog and underwear models must not overpower the clothing that they wear and thus those who cast them pick the most mainstream-looking of the models. Consequently, underwear models all look very similar to one another in a very striking way.
Girl 1: I am soooo in love with George Clooney!
Girl 2: Why is everybody so hot on him? He looks like an underwear model. Mark Walhberg is so much better-looking.
Girl 1: Oh come on! He really was an underwear model!
Girl 2: The irony!
Girl 2: Why is everybody so hot on him? He looks like an underwear model. Mark Walhberg is so much better-looking.
Girl 1: Oh come on! He really was an underwear model!
Girl 2: The irony!
by Surprised January 15, 2009
Get the underwear modelmug. Schrodinger's Underwear is a trans-game, a perpetual tease, amounting to holding up a cardboard box, waving it around, and saying in a loud voice,
"Guess what kind of genitals are in this box that I'm waving around!"
and
"As long as you're looking at this box, I have the power to keep you fascinated by flaunting my genital and gender ambiguity;
once my actual genitalia and gender are known, I lose all my power;
so please keep looking at this box and guessing, and keep giving me power to confuse you!"
The idea is to confuse the straight man enough to WIN.
Hard game endings include:
In Boys Don't Cry, the FTM heroine is forced to admit, in a post-rape exam, that she does in fact have a vagina.
This is clearly a major emotional loss for her, as she sobs.
In the Trap game, the MTF transvestite leads a straight man on, typically with alcohol and flirting, to think that heterosexual sex is upcoming.
When the (unambiguously male) male genitalia are revealed, it's a trans-win,
as the straight male must go through with the sex, resulting in an identity degradation to "sexually confused homosexual sex-maniac," or be massively frustrated and upset, resulting in murder. This, from the view of the Compulsive Murder-Suicide Ideation (#CMSI) is a win, as now the straight man has been drawn into the miasmic ambiance, and fulfilled the trans desire for the male self to be killed, so that the female self might live.
"Guess what kind of genitals are in this box that I'm waving around!"
and
"As long as you're looking at this box, I have the power to keep you fascinated by flaunting my genital and gender ambiguity;
once my actual genitalia and gender are known, I lose all my power;
so please keep looking at this box and guessing, and keep giving me power to confuse you!"
The idea is to confuse the straight man enough to WIN.
Hard game endings include:
In Boys Don't Cry, the FTM heroine is forced to admit, in a post-rape exam, that she does in fact have a vagina.
This is clearly a major emotional loss for her, as she sobs.
In the Trap game, the MTF transvestite leads a straight man on, typically with alcohol and flirting, to think that heterosexual sex is upcoming.
When the (unambiguously male) male genitalia are revealed, it's a trans-win,
as the straight male must go through with the sex, resulting in an identity degradation to "sexually confused homosexual sex-maniac," or be massively frustrated and upset, resulting in murder. This, from the view of the Compulsive Murder-Suicide Ideation (#CMSI) is a win, as now the straight man has been drawn into the miasmic ambiance, and fulfilled the trans desire for the male self to be killed, so that the female self might live.
When a professional operative (a man who has made a career of invading women's gyms, claiming discrimination, and winning law-suits) walks into woman's changing room in a conservative area, and there are different stories about whether male equipment was flashed -- the man claiming to have had surgery removing his male genitalia, woman in the changing room denying this, and the conflicting journalistic reports are never resolved, we have a clear case of the #Schrodinger's Underwear dynamic.
The characteristic emotional dynamic is the disingenuous cry, blending exhibitionism and modesty: "Why is everyone so fascinated by my mystery-genitals which are completely covered in this box/underwear/outfit that I'm waving around?"
The characteristic emotional dynamic is the disingenuous cry, blending exhibitionism and modesty: "Why is everyone so fascinated by my mystery-genitals which are completely covered in this box/underwear/outfit that I'm waving around?"
by Didaskalos April 27, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Underwearmug.