when you trust your best friend with the fact you have a crush on a girl, who is the first girl you have ahd a crush on and who happens to be you roommate and then she FUCKING DATES HER!!!! WHAT THE FUCK MIA!
by toomuchgoingonformerightnow February 5, 2024
Get the Traitormug. noun *offensive*
(*highly offensive*) a person who has been single for years (at least 2), and never dated anyone else
(*dated, vulgar slang*) a stupid or contemptuous person
**ORIGIN**
The use of this word is known today to be one of the most offensive words in the wizarding community behind mudblood. Its use has been used to offend “the lovesick” or those with disability (see retard). Since 2015, the Ministry of Magic marked this word as offensive, especially in schools and public offices. Its nature is meaning that a person who says this word with malicious intent will risk offending victims due to the tragedy occurred on October 19th, 2015.
(*highly offensive*) a person who has been single for years (at least 2), and never dated anyone else
(*dated, vulgar slang*) a stupid or contemptuous person
**ORIGIN**
The use of this word is known today to be one of the most offensive words in the wizarding community behind mudblood. Its use has been used to offend “the lovesick” or those with disability (see retard). Since 2015, the Ministry of Magic marked this word as offensive, especially in schools and public offices. Its nature is meaning that a person who says this word with malicious intent will risk offending victims due to the tragedy occurred on October 19th, 2015.
Professor McGonagall: We will be learning how to transform animals into engagement rings.
(Professor continues speaking to class as one student, Draco Malfoy, turns to his classmate, Vincent Crabbe).
Draco Malfoy: guess why Kermit the Frog will never get a girlfriend?
Vincent Crabbe: Why?
Draco Malfoy: Because he is a fucking date-traitor.
(Malfoy scoffs in laughter, McGonagall turns.)
Professor McGonagall: What the hell did you just say? Malfoy? Fifty points will be taken from each of you in Slytherin. And on top of that, you will receive detention.
(Professor continues speaking to class as one student, Draco Malfoy, turns to his classmate, Vincent Crabbe).
Draco Malfoy: guess why Kermit the Frog will never get a girlfriend?
Vincent Crabbe: Why?
Draco Malfoy: Because he is a fucking date-traitor.
(Malfoy scoffs in laughter, McGonagall turns.)
Professor McGonagall: What the hell did you just say? Malfoy? Fifty points will be taken from each of you in Slytherin. And on top of that, you will receive detention.
by DieselDorky16 November 7, 2018
Get the date-traitormug. by Peachibubbles August 9, 2024
Get the traitormug. an asshole, who takes advantage of you being drunk, shits all over youre appartment and blames it on you daily
Poop-a-traitor: Hey goose you big fat hairy nig, I absolutely know that you shat all over our appartment!
Goose: No, youre the poop-a-traitor.
Goose: No, youre the poop-a-traitor.
by hello everyone! November 16, 2011
Get the poop-a-traitormug. 
Someone who continually goes back to a toxic ex. This person will burn every single bridge around them. They throw anyone under the bus who stands between them and their selfish ways. *A Backstabber
by kingcheetah7 April 2, 2021
Get the Traitormug. Two zebras share the latest gossip; "Can you believe that frickin' race traitor Charlene? Everyone knows a white zebra with black stripes can never marry a black zebra with white stripes. What was she thinking?!"
Two humans being sold at the Andromeda slave auction comment on their human captors;
"Can you believe these frickin' jerks are selling us off to some random rich lizard people?"
"I know, right?! These freakin' race traders in space are a buncha lowdown, dirty space race traitors!"
Two humans being sold at the Andromeda slave auction comment on their human captors;
"Can you believe these frickin' jerks are selling us off to some random rich lizard people?"
"I know, right?! These freakin' race traders in space are a buncha lowdown, dirty space race traitors!"
by Der Höhepunkt June 10, 2023
Get the Race Traitormug.