When a 40+ woman's dream man has the body of Taylor Lautner and the brilliant and witty mind of Stphen Colbert.
40+ Woman #1: Describe your perfect man.
40+ Woman #2: My perfect man is a tadpole-fantasy, he has the body of Jacob in the Twilight Saga, but the brilliant and witty mind of Stephen Colbert.
40+ Woman #1: A body and brains; good luck with that.
40+ Woman #2: That's why it's called a fantasy, hater!
40+ Woman #2: My perfect man is a tadpole-fantasy, he has the body of Jacob in the Twilight Saga, but the brilliant and witty mind of Stephen Colbert.
40+ Woman #1: A body and brains; good luck with that.
40+ Woman #2: That's why it's called a fantasy, hater!
by FunnyGirlGoesBlog March 17, 2010
A subcategory of the ever elusive “catfish.” Not yet, however, a catfish in his/her own right—this being because they are who they are, under the guise of facetune and Snapseed. Recognisable, but not exactly what was advertised, and definitely not what you paid for.
Patrick: Went on a date with ya girl last night
Joey: nice, was she cool?
Patrick: She was cool... I’d say she was about 35% less hot in person.
Joey: Damn dude, you got tadpoled.
Joey: nice, was she cool?
Patrick: She was cool... I’d say she was about 35% less hot in person.
Joey: Damn dude, you got tadpoled.
by Joeychampagnee July 23, 2019