White tadpole delight

Semen

And that's when I shot my white tadpole delight all over her face!
She lapped that shit up.

by Mooshifaise September 3, 2009

Tadpole-Fantasy

When a 40+ woman's dream man has the body of Taylor Lautner and the brilliant and witty mind of Stphen Colbert.

40+ Woman #1: Describe your perfect man.

40+ Woman #2: My perfect man is a tadpole-fantasy, he has the body of Jacob in the Twilight Saga, but the brilliant and witty mind of Stephen Colbert.

40+ Woman #1: A body and brains; good luck with that.

40+ Woman #2: That's why it's called a fantasy, hater!

by FunnyGirlGoesBlog March 17, 2010