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tadpole petting zoo

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo
If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.
by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022
mugGet the tadpole petting zoomug.

white tadpole

ejaculating into a shot glass of vodka then making your woman do a shot
i made my woman do a white tadpole last night
by christophorus August 5, 2011
mugGet the white tadpolemug.

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