Jeremy attempted to show me an act of Strategic Unloading yesterday, however, he was caught by the guards before he managed to make his escape.
by houndeye22 January 15, 2020
Get the Strategic Unloadingmug. I railed ( Ballerina Style) my old lady in the MGM GRAND, LAS VEGAS, woman's bathroom. She is now obsessed for finding "strategic bathroom locations" where ever she goes
by Cheese N Cecil January 26, 2025
Get the strategic bathroom locationsmug. Strategic docking is when a person inserts his penis into the forseskin of another man's penis. The strategic part of it is when someone isn't paying attention. For example during a pvp session, someone sneaks under your desk and docks you very quickly.
by blijekarper March 29, 2020
Get the Strategic dockingmug. (noun)
A person who gets caught in a controversy and waits until people stop caring before confessing to what they did. They hope to get away with it by admitting when the fuss has died down.
A person who gets caught in a controversy and waits until people stop caring before confessing to what they did. They hope to get away with it by admitting when the fuss has died down.
Person A: "Did you hear about that celebrity scandal?"
Person B: "Yeah, they totally pulled a strategic admission maneuver. Waited for everyone to forget before coming clean."
Person B: "Yeah, they totally pulled a strategic admission maneuver. Waited for everyone to forget before coming clean."
by ahundredovens August 9, 2023
Get the Strategic Admissionmug. Strategic Cunckery is a witchy pyramid scheme that hides a pay-to-play mystical empire behind intellectual posturing, social maneuvering, and a carefully curated online persona—all in the name of Hekate (and anything else that sells).
Strategic Cunckery paypigs usually don’t realize they’ve been cuncked until they’re five courses and a few audio files deep.
A Strategic Cunckster doesn’t just sell magic—they sell the illusion of elite knowledge, where each expensive lesson only unlocks the need for another. The greatest spell in their grimoire? The infinite upsell.
A master of Strategic Cunckery:
Slaps a price tag on goddesses, saints, and bodhisattvas like they're limited edition merch.
Turns Dharma into a Venmo invoice and Hekate into a Patreon tier.
Cranks out “thought leadership” essays to look wise while dodging real questions like Neo in The Matrix.
Packages their teachings in an infinite-tier system—there’s always another level you need to pay for.
Managing Strategic Cunckery means abandoning all pretense of teaching and ghosting students to scream about the rise of populism and post tarot spreads and bookshelf selfies. They selectively engage with only their most rabid liberal sycophants—who act as social gatekeepers, comment-section enforcers, and PayPal-funded cheerleaders for every screed about how true sorcery means pledging loyalty to the Corporate Left’s Great Work.
Strategic Cunckery paypigs usually don’t realize they’ve been cuncked until they’re five courses and a few audio files deep.
A Strategic Cunckster doesn’t just sell magic—they sell the illusion of elite knowledge, where each expensive lesson only unlocks the need for another. The greatest spell in their grimoire? The infinite upsell.
A master of Strategic Cunckery:
Slaps a price tag on goddesses, saints, and bodhisattvas like they're limited edition merch.
Turns Dharma into a Venmo invoice and Hekate into a Patreon tier.
Cranks out “thought leadership” essays to look wise while dodging real questions like Neo in The Matrix.
Packages their teachings in an infinite-tier system—there’s always another level you need to pay for.
Managing Strategic Cunckery means abandoning all pretense of teaching and ghosting students to scream about the rise of populism and post tarot spreads and bookshelf selfies. They selectively engage with only their most rabid liberal sycophants—who act as social gatekeepers, comment-section enforcers, and PayPal-funded cheerleaders for every screed about how true sorcery means pledging loyalty to the Corporate Left’s Great Work.
"Hekate must be nearing exhaustion — for every Adeptus Cunckus wiping his ass with her name on a PayPal invoice, there’s a chorus of disillusioned, cuncked paypigs sobbing into their empty bank accounts, wondering if they just paid for divine wisdom or subsidized another tarot deck haul."
"When I asked for clarification about the course, he told me I needed to ‘unpack my reaction to his work’ before I could understand it. That’s Strategic Cunckery at its finest."
"She’s spent five years writing articles about ‘the problem with modern occultism,’ but her only real contribution has been monetizing Strategic Cunckery."
"If your teacher’s entire practice consists of name-dropping, intellectual gatekeeping, and expensive courses that lead to even more expensive courses, congratulations—you’ve been initiated into Strategic Cunckery."
"He called my criticism ‘dangerous misinformation,’ then pivoted to selling a $900 ‘Esoteric Crisis Management’ course. Strategic Cunckery is undefeated."
"When I asked for clarification about the course, he told me I needed to ‘unpack my reaction to his work’ before I could understand it. That’s Strategic Cunckery at its finest."
"She’s spent five years writing articles about ‘the problem with modern occultism,’ but her only real contribution has been monetizing Strategic Cunckery."
"If your teacher’s entire practice consists of name-dropping, intellectual gatekeeping, and expensive courses that lead to even more expensive courses, congratulations—you’ve been initiated into Strategic Cunckery."
"He called my criticism ‘dangerous misinformation,’ then pivoted to selling a $900 ‘Esoteric Crisis Management’ course. Strategic Cunckery is undefeated."
by Cunck Watch March 11, 2025
Get the Strategic Cunckerymug. Where you cleverly dodge the state "snack tax" by mostly using just cash-funds from your SSI check to purchase "basic staple" items like milk, cereal, produce, meat, etc, and reserve the allotment on your Food Stamps card for buying soft drinks, seltzer water, dry-roasted nuts, and other equally-simple stuff that's really just an ordinary everyday comestible, also, but the greedy government classifies it as a "snack food" so that they can charge you sales-tax if you use regular cash to pay for it, but the tax is "forgiven" if you buy it with Food Stamps.
I bought some bulk-bottles of unsalted dry-roasted peanuts so I'd have several months' worth of healthy snacks to munch on throughout the day, and by using strategic 'Stamps-spending, I saved several dollars in sales-tax.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
Get the strategic 'Stamps-spendingmug. How so? Pretty sure I got you to consent to the murder of your own kids. I mean... You're already primed to do it by your religion but... Still... It's funny.
Hym "Nothing strategically moronic about it
If you would have said to me 'Stop watching me and don't fuck that retard and pay me for my labor or I'll murder your kids' I would have been like 'Okie dokie.' And I would have went home and played Baldur's Gate 3. That's the definition of asininity." 🤷 ♂️
If you would have said to me 'Stop watching me and don't fuck that retard and pay me for my labor or I'll murder your kids' I would have been like 'Okie dokie.' And I would have went home and played Baldur's Gate 3. That's the definition of asininity." 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam November 24, 2023
Get the Strategically Moronicmug.