by Juanthejalepeno January 17, 2020
Get the Parkermug. sticking your finger in someones ass as a joke, started by the kid who did it to himself and took a picture of it
by bl4ck_m4g1k_k1dz February 1, 2009
Get the parkermug. Parker is bad at baseball and is a person who trys to make a girl not like a person he also is realy salty he is so salty that when he jumps in a lake the lake turns into a ocean
That is a parker over there
by bella1025 August 1, 2016
Get the parkermug. Parker why are you in the bathroom
by Mi,es123459 September 23, 2019
Get the Parkermug. A very stupid, racist, homophobe. he calls everyone a monkey and constantly says the n word even though he’s white
by reeeeeeeeeeeeeboi February 20, 2022
Get the Parkermug. Can be a massive retarded person. Can be annoying and moves too fast in relationships . If i was you id never date a parker.
by kittykat200 April 10, 2019
Get the Parkermug. A man who tends to have a "horse" related phase, due to his abnormally sized schlong and huge physique, which often leads him to identify as one. A Parker has a heart of gold and isn't afraid to show you his horse mask he keeps in his garage. If you love horses and mahoosive Willie's, this man is perfect for you.
Person 1: Whos that idiot with the horse mask and the huge package?
Person 2: Thats just my mate Parker, I swear thats a snake down there, did you know he loves horses?
Person 2: Thats just my mate Parker, I swear thats a snake down there, did you know he loves horses?
by DigBickSteven June 20, 2022
Get the Parkermug.