matthew maynard

Big asshole, indecisive, can't make up his mind, can't hold a conversation for the life of him, likes every younger girls. But makes cute morning sounds, nice, funny, loud, outgoing, pretty most amazing bluest eyes ever, and very cute. Matt maynard yo he's so funny

Indecisive big asshole Matthew maynard

by -Anonafuckingmous September 21, 2013

Maynard

A description of someone, A Maynard is a "John Doe" type deal, describing a Down-Bad Femboy lover, Do NOT let your children near one

Did you see Maynard?

by flasko August 17, 2024

Maynarding

The act of singing from the shadows or a riser in the back of the stage. Inspired by Maynard James Keenan of TOOL, who leaves the spotlight to the band while scanning the audience for mobile phones.

Bro, the band was thrashing around but the singer was just Maynarding in the corner the whole time.

by blessthiscommunity.com September 9, 2025

maynard bassett

an extremely peng girl who a lot of boys beg it off

boy 1: Yo, do you see that fit girl over there?
boy2:jheez man, she's a maynard bassett

by CaRleE December 9, 2016

john maynard

A sexy motherfucker

John Maynard is a sexy guy

by Ben Dover 257482838 May 28, 2020