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Heavy Metal

A bunch of retards shouting at each other and shakin their heads.
the heavy metal group Slipknot is a great example of this
by Ruudboy93 May 8, 2006
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Heavy Metal

The future of music is all shit.Kids today are all either goth/metal or emo.That's what they are all into.And they are going to be making the music of the future? Somebody needs to beat the emo out of these goth kids.
by goth kids are fags September 25, 2005
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Heavy Metal

It's anti-music.

It's for people who think that the "only" instruments that matter are guitar and maybe drums.Metal singers are the worst singers to ever get behind a mic.They are like turd-like golems,pieces of poop which magically sprang to life and crawled out of the toilet.

There's so much more to music you stupid,little ass-fucks!

Fuckin Zeppelin had piano and banjos and mandolins and acoustic guitars and keyboards and fuckin harmonicas and a pretty decent singer and they sang about pretty good things usually.

But no,not heaby mettle.Todays heaby mettle shit has guitars and drums and some possed motherfucker who's constipated and grunting demonically trying to force a Satanic turd rocketing out his hairy goat-hole!

^That ain't music,bitches!!!!

What kind of retarded motherfucker do you have to be to want to listen to that shit?

Zeppelin was Rock&Roll,electrified blues,folk,flamenco,country and all sorts of good music.They didn't make that by saying "duh we should ONLY have guitar and ONLY grunt and fart and sing about humping goats"....

Figure it out you fuggin Mtv-watching, shmegma-suckin,turd-munching,headbanger's ball watching fucktards!!!!!!!
ROCK and motherfuckin ROLL you ignorant anal-cunts!!!!!!
by a real music fan May 8, 2005
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Heavy Metal

the most fast paced, adreniline exploding, agressive form of rock (or any other music) theres ever been. SLAYER holds the title for greatest gevay metal band ever and always will ecause SLAYER KICKS ASS
tommy twonuts: dude got any heavy metal...
Bil: I got slayer
Tommy:ROCK ON!!!!!!!
by FLINGY June 25, 2003
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Heavy Metal

A gay goth sub-genre of rock characterized by bad vocals.
Oh and did I mention the retarded lyrics?
Heavy Metal sucks men's ass cheese.
It is for felchers!
by a ha ha ha December 28, 2005
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Heavy Metal

It's shit.
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It's barely better than rap and emo.
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It's for GOTH fucktards with no taste in music.It's just an excuse to play Halloween dressup 365 days a year and scream and yell stupid bullshit lyrics which have abosultely no point to them and if they did you'd never know it anyways because you can't understand them anyways as they are either screamed in a shrill voice or grunted like a constipated,demon-possessed cookie monster!Doesn't matter anyways though because the lyrics are fucktarded to the core.Just some shit about evil darkness satanism and paganism and maybe some bestiality or necrophelia action.It's the gayest form of music ever invented.It is so gay,lol.
Heavy Metal is the most pointless shit aside from rap and emo that's ever been conceived of.It's for D&D nerds and neo-pagans/satanists and homos in general.Oh my goth it'sth tho goth!
by precious emo faggots October 2, 2005
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heavy-metal

total fail at music

made by tone-deaf,teeny-bopper, pre-pubers who like to suck the farts and maggots from a dead dog's asshole
that sonic equivalent of shit that you are hearing, that my friends is heavy-metal
by i give you a poop moustache March 17, 2008
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