Funging

When you take your finger and place it between your taint then wipe it on something random at the store with the intent that it makes it to someone who’s a huge bitch. It turns you on doing this act so you do it more.

I went funging at Walmart today, my taint was so sour and moist I just about funged on everything

by Father McKinley April 1, 2024

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fung swagger

the guy version of "feng shui." swagger is a newer term that mean style, pop, or flash.

ex:flat screen tvs, overstuffed leather couches w/a mini fridge built in, etc, etc would be considered fung swagger

by cloud surfer April 25, 2010

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Fung

Basically the same as f*** but nobody knows what it means and it's fun to say

DOOD! What the FUNG!

by My child June 22, 2018

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Mr Fung Hing

Mr Fung Hing is the absolute best HaSS teach. Don't take him for granted as the next high school geography teacher will be ass. Trust me. Mr Fung Hing always marks the tests late, but thats alright because he is the kahoot GOD. Oreos for prizes, fun tasks, and comes from the most chill country in the world, Mauritius.

The new teacher, Mr Fung Hing, is the absolute beast and legend and needs a raise!

by ACKtbt June 16, 2022

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Funging

The act of sticking a heroin needle in each testicle then masturbating while getting your testicles kicked by a third party. After orgasm, the heroin in the needle is injected directly into the testicles. This results in a feeling of euphoria and bliss comparable to meeting Jesus Christ.

Ryan: “Hey babe, can you get out your steel toed boots?”

Jenna: “Oh god… you really can’t get enough of funging can you?”

by Varterhart March 18, 2024

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