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Jane's friend

a. A "friend" that Jane uses to pleasure herself.

b. A commonly used nickname that Jane, and women alike,
use for their vibrator.

c. A device that Jane uses when dick is not around.
"Jane's friend is always there when she needs it."

Sally: "What is Jane going to do while her boyfriend is out of town for a whole month?!"
Mary: "Oh don't worry, I'm sure Jane's friend will keep her company."

"Every Jane needs a friend and every dick is a friend of Jane's."
by Jane's friend March 31, 2012
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He’s Just A Friend

A lie girls typically tell their boyfriends. If she says he’s just a “friend” then she’s secretly getting her cheeks clapped by her “friend”. This “friend” is probably in your girls DMs and snap Best Friend’s list and this dude is probably making fun of you calling you a simp and your girl is telling him “omg stahp your so mean 😂”
Her: Babe he’s just a friend

Me: He can have you have fun in the streets
by Chad Chett November 25, 2021
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Friend Soulmate

Like a best friend, but different. A friendship born out of the simple fact that it was meant to be. Just as we all have a select number of romantic soulmates, we also have a few friend soulmates walking around waiting for our lives to intersect. They will arrange secret meetings with you, but not in a "tea time" way. In an "anything fucking goes in our world cause we're bout that life" kind of way. You can have unlimited besties if you choose to live that way, but friend soulmates? Limited quantity. Treat that with respect. And bring Velvet Hot Chocolate as a pick me up to make sure this person knows you love them.
"Sarah is turning 21 today and I have to do make it count because we're friend soulmates."

"If you both love: laughing, talking, Audrey Hepburn, sass and class... you might be friend soulmates."
by KayEm September 3, 2013
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Just a friend

What the stupid model calls Marinette. COME ON STOP FRIEND ZONING HER.
Idk I just wanna let you know wtf is wrong with Adrien agreste. sHouLd iNclUde tHe wOrD bEinG dEfinED. Just a friend
by txt furry June 27, 2020
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friend lust

A passionate or overmastering desire to become friends with someone despite the circumstances that prevent this friendship from ensuing.
1. Dawg, I totally have friend lust over Ian, but what kind of senior would approach a freshman?!

2. I have bad friend lust for Shanelle, but it would be way too awkward for me to randomly talk to her!
by pmoneybiatch August 20, 2011
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Best Friend

Someone you trust completely.

Someone you pee your pants laughing with.
Someone you can look ugly around.
Someone who praises your burps.
Someone who can take you're stuff without asking.
Someone you find at your house before your home.
Someone your mother trusts.
Someone that pisses you off like no other.
Someone you love anyway.
Someone who helps by just being there.
Someone that can put you back together.
Someone who knows things about you that you don't even know.
Someone who you know will still be there after a fight.
Someone who completes you.
Someone that picks up on the second ring.
Someone you have planned your future with.
Someone that just knows.
Best Friend: Someone your thinking about right now
by Caramel Yum April 25, 2016
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friend jacker

One who leaches on to your friends through you, distances themselves from you, but still tries to stays friends with all your friends.
I told that bitch never to call me again, but she's still blowing up all my homegirls' cellies, actin like they still tight. I shoulda known that ho was a no good friend jacker.
by K. Clinton May 9, 2008
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