Dumbfuck

a stupid person tht is just a plain fuck up and has no life what so ever. most dumbfucks are reading this now because someone called them this and they dont know what the hell it means. well now u know dumbfuck.

another meaning is to not know who to fuck or have intercourse because of that one day you skipped sex ed class because you were grossed out so now your holding ur penis in your hand wondering where.to put it in the women. since your a dumbfuck you go for the armpit.

1- that guy over there is just a plain dumbfuck.

2- girl 1: how was u and your date last night wink wink

girl2: terrible afterwarda we went to have sex.and he stuck his penis in my armpit trying to dumbfuck.

girl 1: what a dumbfuck

by Susu_the_rabbit May 23, 2015

The dumbfuck tree

A tree that people think you fell off when you do something stump stupid.

Who needs friends when yours fell off the dumbfuck tree.

One who takes nourishment from the dumbfuck tree can only be stump stupid.

'I can't believe those people are trying to get away with that. What, do they think just fell off the dumbfuck tree?!'

by FrostbiteFlats February 5, 2025

Dumbfuck

Probs named lawson and got a small d*ck

“Hey u know Lawson?”
“Yeah didn’t he get with a freshman?”
“What a dumbfuck”

by Unknownbitch15 February 5, 2019

Dumbfuck

A miserable excuse for a human being. Often retarded.

Marley is such a Dumbfuck

by Anonymous :p April 12, 2016

dumbfuck

Usually has something to do with a person named Calvin or any other person with the letter 'C' as their first intial

Me: Oh hey Dumbfuck!
Some random: Don't you mean Calvin?
Me: No, hey Dumbfuck!
Calvin (dumbfuck): Hey man!

by Not a dumbfuck February 28, 2018

OI DUMBFUCK

means the exact same thing as "hey could you please"

person 1: OI DUMBFUCK GO GET ME SOME FUCKING GRAPES
person 2: ok

by acidic-grape May 9, 2022

Dumbfuck

An extremely stupid and ignorant individual

The governor of Texas is a real dumbfuck!

by John W. R. Peabody August 28, 2022